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knobshank 

The length of a penis minus the bellend.
Colin Wilkinson of Plymouth is a knobshank.
knobshank by Jimmybay May 31, 2003

knobshine 

Oral sex performed on a male. Hence "shining the knob". Can be used as an insult.
"What a knobshine!"
"Give us a knobshine, will ya?"
knobshine by ladyhancock March 24, 2003
Knob is commonly used in Britain to mean penis, so the implication of knobstand is that someone is useless, that he serves no purpose other than to support his own genitals. Not in general use but sometimes heard said by teenagers in South Manchester. A few years ago I saw it in an Australian music fanzine, but I would assume this was written by someone with connections to Northern England.
Can't you do anything right? You knobstand!
knobstand by cactuscat September 14, 2006

knobsack 

Stemed from a name given to a certain male who had acted in a very bad way. At the moment between the end of upset and the beginning of anger the word was created in the midst of a tirade of expletives.

Can be used instead of knobjockey
******* is a fucking knobsack
knobsack by Sue Sutherland January 13, 2005

Knobsack 

Used as a word to say someone is a dickhead but in a nicer way of saying it.
“man that girl is a knobsack”
Knobsack by Lolums456 August 23, 2019

knobshine 

In Colorado, any tourist from Texas.
I was at the bar this afternoon and a bunch of knobshines walked in wearing full camo outfits.
knobshine by skeeter May 13, 2005
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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