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knobshank 

Dependant on tone and context, knobshank can be used as a friendly or unfriendly term to insult someone who may have done something, or simply is, stupid.
Friendly: 'I can't believe how drunk you got, you knobshank.'

Unfriendly: 'That guy is a complete knobshank.'
knobshank by Bob October 31, 2004
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knobshank 

The length of a penis minus the bellend.
Colin Wilkinson of Plymouth is a knobshank.
knobshank by Jimmybay May 31, 2003

knobshine 

Oral sex performed on a male. Hence "shining the knob". Can be used as an insult.
"What a knobshine!"
"Give us a knobshine, will ya?"
knobshine by ladyhancock March 24, 2003
Knob is commonly used in Britain to mean penis, so the implication of knobstand is that someone is useless, that he serves no purpose other than to support his own genitals. Not in general use but sometimes heard said by teenagers in South Manchester. A few years ago I saw it in an Australian music fanzine, but I would assume this was written by someone with connections to Northern England.
Can't you do anything right? You knobstand!
knobstand by cactuscat September 14, 2006

knobsack 

Stemed from a name given to a certain male who had acted in a very bad way. At the moment between the end of upset and the beginning of anger the word was created in the midst of a tirade of expletives.

Can be used instead of knobjockey
******* is a fucking knobsack
knobsack by Sue Sutherland January 13, 2005

Knobsack 

Used as a word to say someone is a dickhead but in a nicer way of saying it.
man that girl is a knobsack”
Knobsack by Lolums456 August 23, 2019

knobshine 

In Colorado, any tourist from Texas.
I was at the bar this afternoon and a bunch of knobshines walked in wearing full camo outfits.
knobshine by skeeter May 13, 2005
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