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Knobshock is the trauma caused when someone has been involved in an unfortunate experience with a Penis, whether it be there own or someone else's.

Knob trauma shock penis
Andy has knobshock after pulling a girl in the club, getting her home and finding out she has an 8inch dick!
Knobshock by Pen island January 27, 2017
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A person who works despite a strike is going on. Synonym: Strikebreaker, Black-Leg.

Knobsticks are employed worldwide since the 19th century, wherever workers go on strike or engage in related actions. United Kingdom laws permit strikebreaking, and courts have significantly restricted the right of unions to punish members who act as Knobsticks. In the U.S, employers enjoy the unrestricted right to permanently replace strikers with strikebreakers.
Foreigners do not steal jobs, bosses and Knobsticks do.
Some who enjoys riding cock. Commonly in reference to homosexuals.
OMG ian krynicki is such a knobjock.
knobjock by Batty January 29, 2005

knobjockey

a person who literally 'jockeys' knobs/penises/cocks/dicks. ie they ride dick all day long. this person can be male or female.
look at that slut, she is a such a knobjockey. hahaha lokk at that gay bloke! he rides cock all day long! what a knobjockey!!!
knobjockey by anti-knobjockey man October 24, 2003

knobsack 

Stemed from a name given to a certain male who had acted in a very bad way. At the moment between the end of upset and the beginning of anger the word was created in the midst of a tirade of expletives.

Can be used instead of knobjockey
******* is a fucking knobsack
knobsack by Sue Sutherland January 13, 2005

knobjockey

arse bandit
oliver you're such a knobjockey
knobjockey by mike hunt August 19, 2003

Knobsickle 

My boyfriend has a knobsickle
Knobsickle by furrylampshade2543 November 9, 2009
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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