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Weak kneed from lack of sex.
Please don't be gone so long I get knobbly.
knobbly by Groggy Garbad January 19, 2011
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Part of Speech: Adjective

Describes uncut men with long foreskins that give the impression of having a long "knobbly bit" at the end of their foreskin. The term is used to describe the appearance of the foreskin and can be used in varying degrees such as someone being knobbly, partially knobbly, excessively knobbly, or not knobbly at all. Someone may give off the same energy and vibe as a knobbly male - see also Knobbly Vibes.

Example: He had a knobbly foreskin that protruded beyond the tip of his penis
Oh man I bet that guys so knobbly”
Hey I’m not ~that knobbly!”
Knobbly by Knobblyvibes420 May 6, 2023

Knobbly Knee Fetish 

A direct attraction towards a person with knobbly knees.

This attraction can be further enhanced by a persons ‘slender’ or ‘chicken legs’, generally achieved by ‘skipping leg day’
Wife with knobbly knee fetish - “Wow, your knobbly knees look lovely. I will have to order three drinks to cool me down”

Husband - “thanks luv, I always skip leg day to make them even better for you”

Knobbly Penis

Dr Eamonn O'Neill, Lecturer, Department of Computer Science, University of Bath, England
This man is a twat and a cock at the same time, which somehow combines to make him the definition of "Knobbly Penis"
Knobbly Penis by hohoho January 13, 2004

Knobbly Penis

1. The first side effect of Genital Herpes

2. Small spots caused by the build up of smegma under the forskin and around the bell

3. Someone unlike and disrespected for some reason or another!
1. Oh dear, sleeping with sally has given me a knobbly penis

2. i had better take a really good shower, hopefully i can wash away my knobbly penis

3. That guys a knobbly penis, he touched my ass!
Knobbly Penis by Johno January 15, 2004
A fat sloth who lives his life lying on a couch, slowly stewing in his own filth.
Q: Where's knobbsy? A: He's in Trefeg.
knobbsy by Knobbsfan April 12, 2008

cop knobbler

One who purchases and drives a used police vehicle because he's an asshole; particularly one who gets a motorcycle and wears an "official" looking helmet to go along with his cheap, crooked aviator sunglasses and cheesy, porn mustache.
All of a sudden this patrol car pulls right up on my ass, I start shoving the buds in my mouth and chewing like crazy - then I realize he's just a fuckin' cop knobbler! ... so I ran him off the road.
cop knobbler by thedalailummox September 1, 2010
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