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a man who weighs around 13 stone and throws himself around thinking he's one of the lads - when he's actually just a scared little boy.
look at that guy fingered a girl dressed like a traffic light on the balcony of the club! i bet he'll be bragging about this for weeks. he's such a knard.
knard by the truth speaker of truths November 28, 2013
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kardemomme 

The iconic spice eaten by Isak and Even the first time they hung out. Later on, Even gives Isak a note. On one side, Isak is alone with a cheese sandwich without kardemomme. On the other side is the same time in a different universe and with Isak and Even eating cheese sandwiches WITH kardemomme.
Isak without Even is like toast without kardemomme.
kardemomme by philipshea November 23, 2016

Kardashian

We wouldn't know anything about the Kardashians if O. J. hadn't chimped out and neither had Robert Kardashian tampered with evidence in favor of his friend Chimpson who was then absolved by the Black-Lies-Matter jury - obviously for them a couple of slashed throats don't matter if the skin color is not right.
Kardashian by O. W. Tongueincheek August 22, 2021

Gooz Kardam 

Meaning I farted, or I am giving fart in Persian.
I ate many onions for dinner so now I gooz kardam
Gooz Kardam by Gooz Gang May 23, 2019
A Iranian name, used by parents to make sure their kid becomes the biggest douchebag. Every single guy named Kardokh is the biggest dickhead and will completely break your confidence. A Kardokh is typically known for either fucking your girlfriend or dropping 40 points on your head...
First Dud: "Oh, no... it's a Kardokh. Hide your girlfriend and get off the court!!!"
Second Dude: "Not again man!!!"

kardashianism 

A chronic condition of extreme self-indulgence, characterized by self-involvement, absence of moral character, histrionic attention-seeking, inappropriate sexual activity, and overly large buttocks.
After you bought your Bentley, I was convinced you suffered from Kardashianism.