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Heya my names klurk I'm a fennec and I'm always willing to have a great time with anyone... uwu I can be very persuasive to anyone looking for a fun time 😉
klurk by So not a furry rn fr fr December 20, 2022
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to achieve sexual satisfaction by rubbing your knob between a woman's butt cheeks--often because she won't do anything else with you. The woman is usually bored, and would normally be trying to do something else while you finish your business.
Stacie wouldn't sleep with him, but she used to let him klukow her while she flipped through a magazine. I can't believe he let that situation exist for two whole years.
klukow by sguire August 21, 2012

klunk hat 

To push your balls up into the eye sockets of a woman while slapping your dick over the bridge of her nose.
Sally, I'm gonna give you a nice klunk hat after dinner.
klunk hat by Scott March 5, 2005
An amazing Pearson who will always have your back and cares about your feelings and usually will pick a fight or two.
Klarke is such a good friend
It means poop.
The reason it's called that is because it's the sound that poop makes when it lands in the water.
(Definition from maze runner)
"You look like a pile of klunk!"
Klunk by Cold Mafia August 1, 2014

Lubomir Klucka 

A Forever alone Bombastic Pigeon playing on the air guitar, while watching stargate. Sometimes gives very weird comments, but on the other hand he is a very good pall to stick around.
Lubomir klucka why do you live like Lubomir Klucka
Lubomir Klucka by Bibakila November 4, 2013