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klurk
Heya my names klurk I'm a fennec and I'm always willing to have a great time with anyone... uwu I can be very persuasive to anyone looking for a fun time 😉
klurk by So not a furry rn fr fr December 20, 2022
klukow
to achieve sexual satisfaction by rubbing your knob between a woman's butt cheeks--often because she won't do anything else with you. The woman is usually bored, and would normally be trying to do something else while you finish your business.
Klarke
An amazing Pearson who will always have your back and cares about your feelings and usually will pick a fight or two.
Klarke is such a good friend
Klarke by Purple green hyenas July 11, 2018
Klunk
It means poop.
The reason it's called that is because it's the sound that poop makes when it lands in the water.
(Definition from maze runner)
The reason it's called that is because it's the sound that poop makes when it lands in the water.
(Definition from maze runner)
"You look like a pile of klunk!"
Klunk by Cold Mafia August 1, 2014
Lubomir Klucka
A Forever alone Bombastic Pigeon playing on the air guitar, while watching stargate. Sometimes gives very weird comments, but on the other hand he is a very good pall to stick around.
Lubomir Klucka by Bibakila November 4, 2013
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026