Klurking

The act of lurking around, then suddenly being klonked on the head by a falling object.

Tom: Guys lets go lurking!
Bob: Ok.
Tom: Thois is fu- *KLONK*
Bob: Now were klurking.

by EchoBois October 9, 2023

Klurking

The act of lurking, then getting klunk'ed on the head by a falling UFO

Bob: Yo lets go lurking bro
Tom: Ok.
Bob: This is so much fu- *KLUNK*
Tom: We are now Klurking

by EchoBois October 9, 2023

kurking sack

to be really messed up on a mind altering chemical

See how blood shot his eyes were? That dude was kurking sack

by gordizzle14 December 6, 2013

kurking out

to lose control of ones emotions and focus them violently outwards

Damn man, look out! that guy is kurking out and is lible to cut you!

by Anonymous March 24, 2003

kluking

The act of going into somebody else's house, getting drunk, and then proceeding to enter every single room in the house without discretion or prejudice. Must be done while wearing an article of clothing from South America and aggressively claiming to be an explorer.

"Dude! Billy got drunk at my house, found a poncho from Chile and went into every room in my house. He even went in the room with the sign KEEP OUT on it"
"Dude, he likes to go kluking."

by Doctor Kimono April 7, 2010

Klurning

To suck in poo,pee,and fart before it comes out or it will be very smelly.

Im klurning because im in someones house.

by butt face fred December 24, 2007

Kurking

A sexual act during which 2 women dress as pirate wenches and a man dresses as a pirate captain, during which the captain pours whiskey into the 1st wenches who-ha after which the 2nd wench drinks it out.

Last night was crazy! I was kurking with Stef and Brittany. We all were so sticky.

by Warlord Arrow August 14, 2016