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to achieve sexual satisfaction by rubbing your knob between a woman's butt cheeks--often because she won't do anything else with you. The woman is usually bored, and would normally be trying to do something else while you finish your business.
Stacie wouldn't sleep with him, but she used to let him klukow her while she flipped through a magazine. I can't believe he let that situation exist for two whole years.
klukow by sguire August 21, 2012
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patrick klukowsky 

Jessie called Oliver a patrick klukowsky
he didn't like that
patrick klukowsky by Brozinga2 August 14, 2020
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patrick klukowsky 

a total moron,idiot
Joe: hey shrek is a bad movie right?
Robert: no,you patrick klukowsky
patrick klukowsky by Brozinga2 August 14, 2020

Klukwhore 

A person who eats male butt for a living
Alex is such a klukwhore
Klukwhore by Weeniehead421 March 19, 2020

Sean Kukowski 

Sean Kukowski Is so ugly, most ugliest person on earth.
Sean Kukowski by anonymous October 5, 2020

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
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Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
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