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klukow

to achieve sexual satisfaction by rubbing your knob between a woman's butt cheeks--often because she won't do anything else with you. The woman is usually bored, and would normally be trying to do something else while you finish your business.
Stacie wouldn't sleep with him, but she used to let him klukow her while she flipped through a magazine. I can't believe he let that situation exist for two whole years.
by sguire August 21, 2012
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patrick klukowsky

Jessie called Oliver a patrick klukowsky
he didn't like that
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