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to achieve sexual satisfaction by rubbing your knob between a woman's butt cheeks--often because she won't do anything else with you. The woman is usually bored, and would normally be trying to do something else while you finish your business.
Stacie wouldn't sleep with him, but she used to let him klukow her while she flipped through a magazine. I can't believe he let that situation exist for two whole years.
klukow by sguire August 21, 2012
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patrick klukowsky 

Jessie called Oliver a patrick klukowsky
he didn't like that
patrick klukowsky by Brozinga2 August 14, 2020
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patrick klukowsky 

a total moron,idiot
Joe: hey shrek is a bad movie right?
Robert: no,you patrick klukowsky
patrick klukowsky by Brozinga2 August 14, 2020

Klukwhore 

A person who eats male butt for a living
Alex is such a klukwhore
Klukwhore by Weeniehead421 March 19, 2020

Sean Kukowski 

Most ugliest person on earth.
Sean Kukowski Is so ugly, most ugliest person on earth.
Sean Kukowski by anonymous October 5, 2020

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026