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to achieve sexual satisfaction by rubbing your knob between a woman's butt cheeks--often because she won't do anything else with you. The woman is usually bored, and would normally be trying to do something else while you finish your business.
Stacie wouldn't sleep with him, but she used to let him klukow her while she flipped through a magazine. I can't believe he let that situation exist for two whole years.
klukow by sguire August 21, 2012
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patrick klukowsky 

Jessie called Oliver a patrick klukowsky
he didn't like that
patrick klukowsky by Brozinga2 August 14, 2020
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patrick klukowsky 

Joe: hey shrek is a bad movie right?
Robert: no,you patrick klukowsky
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Klukwhore 

A person who eats male butt for a living
Alex is such a klukwhore
Klukwhore by Weeniehead421 March 19, 2020

Sean Kukowski 

Sean Kukowski Is so ugly, most ugliest person on earth.
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Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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