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Klarence 

A very attractive man. Very. USUALLY NEVER MISSES A DAY OF SCHOOL. Dies for bubble tea. The e ladies man. Very strong. He is the creator and destroyer. He is just Klarence WHAT A FOOL.
(Fool 1) : Did you see klarence
(Fool 2): No
(Fool 3): WOOF im Klarence
Klarence by Klarence May 3, 2019
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Someone who is unnaturally strong in his own right. Someone who acts or looks very cool.
Basically you can call "Klark" a person who can be looked upon.
Examples would be ones like Batman or Superman. Although origin of this word is unknown, but it may very well be a derivative from Superman's first name "Clark" Kent.
This word is rarely applicable to real people and is often used to praise fictional characters in films or anime.
Anime examples are "WhiteBeard" from "One Piece", "Yamamoto Genryūsai" from bleach, "Sarutobi Hiruzen" from "Naruto".
--Someone beats the shit out of 20 man--
What a Klark!

--Guy outsmarts everyone and comes on top--
What a Klark is he, god dammit!
Klark by GoldsmithSmarty July 3, 2017
From the slang Kark (shortened form of carcass - a dead body)

To have died
I drove to the Heatherbell Crossroads and stalled. I tried to start it, it had karked it - totally

In a film of my life I would have got out and thrashed it soundly with a tree branch ala Basil Fawlty

But I didnt.....

Klackers 

A hand-made dice and number game manufactured in Durango Colorado. The game is made of wormy-maple wood and features a boxed area where the dice are rolled, with individual wooden numbers from 1 to 9. A minimum of 2 players (there is no maximum amount of players) each take a turn rolling the dice; after each roll the player will take down the numbers that were rolled. For example, if player 1 rolls a 6, the player can take down the number 6, or a combination thereof, like the numbers 2 and 4, so long as the numbers taken down match what was rolled. The player will continue to roll until there are no more number combinations available; whatever number combinations are left are added up, and that is that players score. The goal of the game is to score the lowest point possible; if you score a zero you "klack." Every other player in the round will then proceed to roll; lowest score or a “klack” wins. If there’s a tie, the “two-tie, all-tie” rule kicks in and everyone Klacks again!
I was in Durango Colorado and played Klackers
Klackers by Lester Bongs October 27, 2018
Smart, chill, fun, handsome guy who gets all of the chicks. He never realizes someone likes him. Probably have a big dick.
Me: my boyfriend is amaaaazing

Friend: oooh, what's his name

Me: Klarens

Friend: that makes sense
Klarens by Jay get all the girls January 6, 2021

Brown Klaren 

The act of brown winging in football grounds common with many northerners!
Whilst in the stadium toilets...' How about we have a nice brown klaren before half time?'
Brown Klaren by porabthetoilettwat December 7, 2010