This is your best friend, he will stay by your side no matter what. He might act tough and fearless on the outside, but he is equally mushy and soft as his name.
Klumz has stuck with me through thick and thin, I have no idea how I would have made it without him.
by Slongslung January 11, 2018
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Get the Klutz mug.Model, actress, and television host who possesses the single most annoying voice known to mankind. Voice resembles that of a 12-year-old girl with a weird accent using baby-talk. Her facial expressions also give off the impression that she is a secret bitch and definitely thinks she is better than you in every way.
by M. E. Trip December 5, 2010
Get the Heidi Klum mug.A beast of Korean descent that is only able to travel on its guts or stomach. Using its legs as rudders it slowly clutters along whilst scraping its underbelly on the ground. A Ground Klutz easily evolves into a traffic slug when attempting to cross a road. Ground Klutz’s maintain a strict diet of Mc Donald's Frozen Coke and Menz Fruit Chocks; this enables the Klutz to continue its horrific hormonal educed rage. This rage is much like an EMP Missile, but instead of disabling all electronic equipment in vicinity, all nearby living creatures are Klutz upon with verbal slander, horrific claw attacks and psychological ensembles. The Klutz may also attain a bond with a victim of the opposite sex and of any species, harvesting all assets and creating a plasma shield that ensures an eternal bond against the victims will.
"Hey mummy, how come bowl's of rice can walk, oh never mind that’s a Ground Klutz with a Versace handbag. What a star! Just like Sarah Jessica Parker!"
by alpinesorcery February 15, 2009
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by DylanPatrick May 30, 2018
Get the Klumpus mug.When a person is clumsy to an extreme such that it bleeds over into every aspect of life, the summation of those actions at a given moment, or over time, is referred to as Klutzfuckery. Describing the action(s) of a klutz fuck.
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Sometimes regarded as a state of being.
Sometimes regarded as a state of being.
"Yo, man sorry for canceling last night. I hope we're still klump."
"Dang, I'm liking that haircut it's pretty klump"
"Dang, I'm liking that haircut it's pretty klump"
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