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Klum are NPCs, soulless beings who cannot think for themselves, they police people by trying to bring down anyone who has a mind of their own and refuses to toe the line. Anyone who refuses to just believe the mainstream narrative is their target. When you look into the eyes of a Klum there is nothing there but an endless abyss, they have no soul or spirit, they are dead inside.
The Klum are out to get me because I refuse to toe the line.
Klum by RainRose January 28, 2025
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klump • klumpkin • KLUMPING • klum • Klumick • klump bump • Klumpus • Kluma • Klumak • klumb

Heidi Klum 

Model, actress, and television host who possesses the single most annoying voice known to mankind. Voice resembles that of a 12-year-old girl with a weird accent using baby-talk. Her facial expressions also give off the impression that she is a secret bitch and definitely thinks she is better than you in every way.
Is that Heidi Klum on TV? Turn it off before I throw rotten tomatoes at the screen!
Heidi Klum by M. E. Trip December 5, 2010

Heidi Klum 

One of today's top supermodels. She is 5'9 with green eyes and naturally light brown hair. Known for her pictures on swimsuit magazines, appearances in movies, sense of humour and her flings with people such as Anthony Kiedis, Jay Kay from Jamirioquai and is now pregnant to lover Flavio Briatore.
One of the prettiest supermodels around with a natural shape to her body, glowing skin and has graced the cover of Sports Illustrated many many times.
Heidi Klum by Tayla February 12, 2004

Heidi Klum 

Heidi Klum is a slang word for cocaine. Basically the name of any white girl can be used in place for this. (Ex; Hannah Montana). Most recently referenced in Eminem's song "Untouchable".
"Yo fam you got that Heidi Klum?"

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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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