Klamper

Extremely weird and abnormal!!

Why is that guy licking his gods head? That is "Klamper" AF!

Klamper by Kickstand Kenny May 31, 2026

Franz Klammer 

young lady seated between to men imitating the motion of downhill skiing. named after the famous austrian skier

If we get Becky drunk enough, maybe she'll give us the Franz Klammer on the couch tonight.

Franz Klammer by BiggyAng86 November 4, 2008

klaspercake 

A turgid, enigmatic body found in the female reproductive organ system. Usually a result of a build-up of spunk from unprotected sex. Klaspercakes are usually illuminous yellow in their appearance.

1)I went down on Victoria Beckham to get my nose red and out popped this Klaspercake, straight out of her fanny.

2) Nah man! I wouldn't go near her. She's got klaspercake written all over her

klaspercake by Ald0 January 11, 2009

klapperich 

german shoe maker

alayna jane:)
you love me
and you know it
cuz im a klapperich
but the sad part is that it dies with me

klapperich by lay lay klapperich March 10, 2009

klapper 

It is used to describe someone that is super outgoing with BIG DICK ENERGY. A Klapper is usually a nice person that everyone likes and he is a very nice guy. He is very funny, has light brown hair and greenish blueish eyes. Everyone wants to have a Klapper as a friend.

Guy: Hey gurl let me help you with that HEAVY box.
Gurl: Wow your name must definetly be Klapper, because you are the man of my dreams. PLEASE MARRY ME.

klapper by Timmy_turn_yourworldupsidedown September 18, 2018

kamper 

Term for an unusually tall, skinny, or otherwise stringbean-esc looking person.

New Girl: Where should I sit? There's the nerds, jocks, mean girls, band geeks, choir kids, preppies... Oh, and the kampers!

kamper by NOT TOO SHABBY! May 12, 2016

Klapperbitch

A modern day princess with both male and female genitalia, yet does not adhere to the social norms of one gender.

Is lady gaga a male or female?

It's just a klapperbitch.

Klapperbitch by upchuck jones July 27, 2012