A turgid, enigmatic body found in the female reproductive organ system. Usually a result of a build-up of spunk from unprotected sex. Klaspercakes are usually illuminous yellow in their appearance.
1)I went down on Victoria Beckham to get my nose red and out popped this Klaspercake, straight out of her fanny.
2) Nah man! I wouldn't go near her. She's got klaspercake written all over her
It is used to describe someone that is super outgoing with BIG DICK ENERGY. A Klapper is usually a nice person that everyone likes and he is a very nice guy. He is very funny, has light brown hair and greenish blueish eyes. Everyone wants to have a Klapper as a friend.
Guy: Hey gurl let me help you with that HEAVY box.
Gurl: Wow your name must definetly be Klapper, because you are the man of my dreams. PLEASE MARRY ME.
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought homealot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.