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Franz Klammer 

young lady seated between to men imitating the motion of downhill skiing. named after the famous austrian skier
If we get Becky drunk enough, maybe she'll give us the Franz Klammer on the couch tonight.
Franz Klammer by BiggyAng86 November 4, 2008

klaspercake 

A turgid, enigmatic body found in the female reproductive organ system. Usually a result of a build-up of spunk from unprotected sex. Klaspercakes are usually illuminous yellow in their appearance.
1)I went down on Victoria Beckham to get my nose red and out popped this Klaspercake, straight out of her fanny.

2) Nah man! I wouldn't go near her. She's got klaspercake written all over her
klaspercake by Ald0 January 11, 2009

klapperich 

alayna jane:)
you love me
and you know it
cuz im a klapperich
but the sad part is that it dies with me
klapperich by lay lay klapperich March 10, 2009
It is used to describe someone that is super outgoing with BIG DICK ENERGY. A Klapper is usually a nice person that everyone likes and he is a very nice guy. He is very funny, has light brown hair and greenish blueish eyes. Everyone wants to have a Klapper as a friend.
Guy: Hey gurl let me help you with that HEAVY box.
Gurl: Wow your name must definetly be Klapper, because you are the man of my dreams. PLEASE MARRY ME.
Term for an unusually tall, skinny, or otherwise stringbean-esc looking person.
New Girl: Where should I sit? There's the nerds, jocks, mean girls, band geeks, choir kids, preppies... Oh, and the kampers!
kamper by NOT TOO SHABBY! May 12, 2016

Klapperbitch

A modern day princess with both male and female genitalia, yet does not adhere to the social norms of one gender.
Is lady gaga a male or female?

It's just a klapperbitch.
Klapperbitch by upchuck jones July 27, 2012
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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