klumber

A log that has been chopped up to look like a wizard.

"Dude i made a massive klumber last night."

"woah no way that's so cool"

klumber by himeowth April 12, 2024

klumper 

to bounce rapidly on an obese womans chest while eating oatmeal during sex.

I klumpered your mom last night, dude!

klumper by Megan Medley July 12, 2007

krumber 

One who krumbs.

It's a cool word

That's a krumber boy.

the_krumber has entered
<the_krumber> hi
<RandomLurker> wtf is a krumber?
<the_krumber> ... idk its a cool word

krumber by the Random Lurker December 30, 2004

Kumberbund 

When you laugh so hard you shit yourself and it runs down your leg into your socks

Wow that joke was so funny I kumberbunded. I have to go change myself now.

Kumberbund by Anusl0ver69 July 19, 2021

klumbragh 

i have no idea

Tim: you look like a klumbragh
John: what does that mean
Tim: i dont know

klumbragh by impooplad January 3, 2022

klubbers 

The best female packer to ever exist.

Remember when klubbers flamed zametta?

klubbers by discordpacker April 22, 2022

Knumbering 

To knumber is to stand in a boisterous and hauty fashion as if nothing could possibly go wrong
Spoken as (Khu-noom-burr-ing)

LOOK AT ME I AM KNUMBERING UPON THIS KNOLL! Who else could be this knumberant on such a fine day ohhoho

Knumbering by Bucket1ord June 14, 2024