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A log that has been chopped up to look like a wizard.

"Dude i made a massive klumber last night."

"woah no way that's so cool"

klumber by himeowth April 12, 2024

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klumper

to bounce rapidly on an obese womans chest while eating oatmeal during sex.

I klumpered your mom last night, dude!

klumper by Megan Medley July 12, 2007

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krumber

One who krumbs.

It's a cool word

That's a krumber boy.

the_krumber has entered
<the_krumber> hi
<RandomLurker> wtf is a krumber?
<the_krumber> ... idk its a cool word

krumber by the Random Lurker December 30, 2004

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Kumberbund

When you laugh so hard you shit yourself and it runs down your leg into your socks

Wow that joke was so funny I kumberbunded. I have to go change myself now.

Kumberbund by Anusl0ver69 July 19, 2021

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klumbragh

i have no idea

Tim: you look like a klumbragh
John: what does that mean
Tim: i dont know

klumbragh by impooplad January 3, 2022

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klubbers

The best female packer to ever exist.

Remember when klubbers flamed zametta?

klubbers by discordpacker April 22, 2022

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Knumbering

To knumber is to stand in a boisterous and hauty fashion as if nothing could possibly go wrong
Spoken as (Khu-noom-burr-ing)

LOOK AT ME I AM KNUMBERING UPON THIS KNOLL! Who else could be this knumberant on such a fine day ohhoho

Knumbering by Bucket1ord June 14, 2024

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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