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when a nigga get absolutely destroyed, physically or emotionally
Jim: John just got fucking beat up!
Jack: Damn, he got fucking klornked?
klornk by YesButAlsoNo August 6, 2018
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klornyjack 

the act of inserting someone's entire head into one's mouth
bob klornyjacked fred and totally fowned him
klornyjack by mike_stx February 14, 2007
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klornk klonkie klonk klonked klonkers klonkin Klorn Klarnk Kloenk Kloinkadoink
A guy who hate Nintendo Swe's.
Look at that Klonki with a huge PP bragging it to that Nintendo Swe, Who has a small PP.
Klonki by Hi222 February 17, 2009

klonkered 

A completely messed up state of mind due to excesses
That guy on the dance-floor is proper Klonkered
The metallic sound when you hit someone in the head who has helmet in Counter-Strike.
1. OH-HOHOHO! What a nice KLONK! :D He's probably panicked now.
klonk by Spiffelight February 5, 2007

Kloinkadoink 

The name of Leprachaun sexing up an Italain boy.

Kloinkadoink originated from a mix of Jewish people and Irish people.

Italian people were just innocent people in this Kloinkadoink.
"That Irish kloinkadoink is sexing up Antonio again"
Kloinkadoink by CathisaCAT March 28, 2009

Klink Klonk 37 

A new 37thcolor, only attainable through use of LSD.
Guy 1 “I love how you use Klink Klonk 37 in your wardrobe”

Guy 2 “Thank you! Ever since I popped a tab, I can’t stop buying it!”
Klink Klonk 37 by $lick$loth April 30, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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