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when a nigga get absolutely destroyed, physically or emotionally

Jim: John just got fucking beat up!
Jack: Damn, he got fucking klornked?

klornk by YesButAlsoNo August 6, 2018

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klornyjack

the act of inserting someone's entire head into one's mouth

bob klornyjacked fred and totally fowned him

klornyjack by mike_stx February 14, 2007

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klornk • klonkie • klonk • klonked • klonkers • klonkin • Klorn • Klarnk • Kloenk • Kloinkadoink

Klonki

A guy who hate Nintendo Swe's.

Look at that Klonki with a huge PP bragging it to that Nintendo Swe, Who has a small PP.

Klonki by Hi222 February 17, 2009

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klonkered

A completely messed up state of mind due to excesses

That guy on the dance-floor is proper Klonkered

klonkered by Greek Island Explorer April 6, 2016

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klonk

The metallic sound when you hit someone in the head who has helmet in Counter-Strike.

1. OH-HOHOHO! What a nice KLONK! :D He's probably panicked now.

klonk by Spiffelight February 5, 2007

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Kloinkadoink

The name of Leprachaun sexing up an Italain boy.

Kloinkadoink originated from a mix of Jewish people and Irish people.

Italian people were just innocent people in this Kloinkadoink.

"That Irish kloinkadoink is sexing up Antonio again"

Kloinkadoink by CathisaCAT March 28, 2009

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Klink Klonk 37

A new 37thcolor, only attainable through use of LSD.

Guy 1 “I love how you use Klink Klonk 37 in your wardrobe”

Guy 2 “Thank you! Ever since I popped a tab, I can’t stop buying it!”

Klink Klonk 37 by $lick$loth April 30, 2019

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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