klornk 

when a nigga get absolutely destroyed, physically or emotionally

Jim: John just got fucking beat up!
Jack: Damn, he got fucking klornked?

klornk by YesButAlsoNo August 6, 2018

klornyjack 

the act of inserting someone's entire head into one's mouth

bob klornyjacked fred and totally fowned him

klornyjack by mike_stx February 14, 2007

Klonki 

A guy who hate Nintendo Swe's.

Look at that Klonki with a huge PP bragging it to that Nintendo Swe, Who has a small PP.

Klonki by Hi222 February 17, 2009

klonkered 

A completely messed up state of mind due to excesses

That guy on the dance-floor is proper Klonkered

klonkered by Greek Island Explorer April 6, 2016

klonk 

The metallic sound when you hit someone in the head who has helmet in Counter-Strike.

1. OH-HOHOHO! What a nice KLONK! :D He's probably panicked now.

klonk by Spiffelight February 5, 2007

Kloinkadoink 

The name of Leprachaun sexing up an Italain boy.

Kloinkadoink originated from a mix of Jewish people and Irish people.

Italian people were just innocent people in this Kloinkadoink.

"That Irish kloinkadoink is sexing up Antonio again"

Kloinkadoink by CathisaCAT March 28, 2009

Klink Klonk 37 

A new 37thcolor, only attainable through use of LSD.

Guy 1 “I love how you use Klink Klonk 37 in your wardrobe”

Guy 2 “Thank you! Ever since I popped a tab, I can’t stop buying it!”

Klink Klonk 37 by $lick$loth April 30, 2019