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klondike thunder
klondike thunder by Bearcatkev June 10, 2018
Klenking
Australian slang term for the excessive use of mobile device distracting a person from another task such as walking, driving, conversing with others.
Klenking by This is NOT Davey May 8, 2017
klankin
The act of wearing anal beads in ones ass during normal daily activities which produces a klanking sound while walking
Have you seen Susan today? She's really klankin.
I can't wait until this afternoon so I can really get my klank on.
I can't wait until this afternoon so I can really get my klank on.
klankin by Careful Casey January 26, 2014
Klondike Feaver
A condition where the length of a mans genitialia does not extend beyond the layers of clothing he is wearing.
Klondike Feaver by Moolie February 11, 2010
be a klondike
be a klondike by Babycow9 July 4, 2018
klonies
i passed out after i hit off some klonies
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