Klarnk

The act of rolling up in a quilt —like a burrito — at the top of a grassy hill and rolling down said hill in a manner that ensures the quilt stays rolled up as you roll down.

My dad and I went klarnking last Sunday.

by ianseabreez August 1, 2019

klankin

The act of wearing anal beads in ones ass during normal daily activities which produces a klanking sound while walking

Have you seen Susan today? She's really klankin.

I can't wait until this afternoon so I can really get my klank on.

by Careful Casey January 26, 2014

Klarke

An amazing Pearson who will always have your back and cares about your feelings and usually will pick a fight or two.

Klarke is such a good friend

by Purple green hyenas July 11, 2018

klornk

when a nigga get absolutely destroyed, physically or emotionally

Jim: John just got fucking beat up!
Jack: Damn, he got fucking klornked?

by YesButAlsoNo August 6, 2018

Klark

Someone who is unnaturally strong in his own right. Someone who acts or looks very cool.
Basically you can call "Klark" a person who can be looked upon.
Examples would be ones like Batman or Superman. Although origin of this word is unknown, but it may very well be a derivative from Superman's first name "Clark" Kent.
This word is rarely applicable to real people and is often used to praise fictional characters in films or anime.
Anime examples are "WhiteBeard" from "One Piece", "Yamamoto Genryūsai" from bleach, "Sarutobi Hiruzen" from "Naruto".

--Someone beats the shit out of 20 man--
What a Klark!

--Guy outsmarts everyone and comes on top--
What a Klark is he, god dammit!

by GoldsmithSmarty July 3, 2017

Klarna deals

Heaven on earth for a Shoportunist.

“Wait a minute?! What? I don't have to queue 5 hours for this sale? I can get Klarna deals?”

by HjelmFrilla August 18, 2020

Klarna

It’s a shopping app with a weird name that makes shopping smoooth.

“Ok great, they let me check out with Kalarna… Klarnana… Klarna?”

by Leijonhufvud94 August 18, 2020