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The act of rolling up in a quilt —like a burrito — at the top of a grassy hill and rolling down said hill in a manner that ensures the quilt stays rolled up as you roll down.

My dad and I went klarnking last Sunday.

Klarnk by ianseabreez August 1, 2019

Words you can keep

klankin

The act of wearing anal beads in ones ass during normal daily activities which produces a klanking sound while walking

Have you seen Susan today? She's really klankin.

I can't wait until this afternoon so I can really get my klank on.

klankin by Careful Casey January 26, 2014

Related Words

Klarnk • KLANK! • Klarna • Klarktina • Klarna app • Klarna’d • klankaklan • Klanked • klankenflangners • Klanker

Klarke

An amazing Pearson who will always have your back and cares about your feelings and usually will pick a fight or two.

Klarke is such a good friend

Klarke by Purple green hyenas July 11, 2018

klornk

when a nigga get absolutely destroyed, physically or emotionally

Jim: John just got fucking beat up!
Jack: Damn, he got fucking klornked?

klornk by YesButAlsoNo August 6, 2018

Klark

Someone who is unnaturally strong in his own right. Someone who acts or looks very cool.
Basically you can call "Klark" a person who can be looked upon.
Examples would be ones like Batman or Superman. Although origin of this word is unknown, but it may very well be a derivative from Superman's first name "Clark" Kent.
This word is rarely applicable to real people and is often used to praise fictional characters in films or anime.
Anime examples are "WhiteBeard" from "One Piece", "Yamamoto Genryūsai" from bleach, "Sarutobi Hiruzen" from "Naruto".

--Someone beats the shit out of 20 man--
What a Klark!

--Guy outsmarts everyone and comes on top--
What a Klark is he, god dammit!

Klark by GoldsmithSmarty July 3, 2017

Klarna deals

Heaven on earth for a Shoportunist.

“Wait a minute?! What? I don't have to queue 5 hours for this sale? I can get Klarna deals?”

Klarna deals by HjelmFrilla August 18, 2020

Klarna

It’s a shopping app with a weird name that makes shopping smoooth.

“Ok great, they let me check out with Kalarna… Klarnana… Klarna?”

Klarna by Leijonhufvud94 August 18, 2020

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026