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Klenking 

Australian slang term for the excessive use of mobile device distracting a person from another task such as walking, driving, conversing with others.
Hey! I'm talking to you? Quit your klenking.
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Klenkers 

The act of being a complete bad ass with a great sense of humor and a perfect singing voice.
You're dating Glenn, that dyslexic fuck? Why not that Mathew; he's TOTALLY klenkers...
Klenkers by Rorschach42 March 6, 2011
when a nigga get absolutely destroyed, physically or emotionally
Jim: John just got fucking beat up!
Jack: Damn, he got fucking klornked?
klornk by YesButAlsoNo August 6, 2018

Klenk-around 

When a friend stands you up, or claims to know somebody, but is really just a guy you can't rely on.
My buddy John said he had the hook up on snowboard rentals, but really he just gave me the klenk-around
Klenk-around by CreekCrew May 11, 2018
Something that is smelly,really disgusting,dirty and extremely mingin', rid rotten.
look at the nick a that middenraker min eez pure klenkin' min no' whit a min, min
klenkin' by Big Eck October 11, 2009

koenkering

A person who befriends their boss then uses personal information gained in the friendship to get their boss fired so they can have that position. A person who is always looking to advance themselves by using personal information to steal a job.
I can't stand Barbra, she is constantly koenkering her friends to get their jobs.

Q: Where is Gary?

A: He is meeting with Barbra's supervisor koenkering his way to the top again.

Q: Why are you packing up your stuff?

A: Lee was at it again, koenkering his way through the ranks by stealing my job
koenkering by Ragnar Yendor June 17, 2013