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Unexpectedly twisted with a hint of lemon
Dude i'm fucking klonked right now man. zesty
klonked by guitardude626 April 17, 2018
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another word for being completely out of it, or even just spaced out
"yo, why do you look so klonked right now?"
klonked by frejanator December 5, 2023
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When you’re completely slumped/alseep. Formed by the word KO’d and gone.
“Dude he’s passed out on the pool table should we wake him?”
Nah he’s konked.”
Konked by vibrater calvin January 11, 2020
To define an action in any sense.
Man you’re teeth are KRONKED!

Wanna get kronked? Bitch.
Kronked by sK-gANg* February 1, 2018

konked out 

Being awake and going to sleep real fast. Takes place most often at 3AM and in the middle of math class.
Test... there was a test? I must have knoked out, DAMNIT.
konked out by mad at the world March 24, 2003

klonkered 

A completely messed up state of mind due to excesses
That guy on the dance-floor is proper Klonkered
"dude, i'm fucking kronked"
kronked by scrappy-doo January 8, 2020
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