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cotton kleanexin 

when one (usually a guy) uses a garment to wipe up the mess after rubbin one out (wanking/masturbation).
steve : i had a massive wank last night, went everywhere!!

gerald : wow nice!!! did you wipe it up?

steve : corse used my sock, cotton kleanexin ALL THE WAY!!!
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The Princess of the north, Kluane has few weaknesses but overflows with positive attributes .
Kindness, compassion and selflessness are a few of her most notable traits that reflect in her everyday life.
Her beauty surpasses all others, with a smile that thaws the frozen tundra and reminds the songbirds to sing, Kluane leaves a wake of lifted spirits in her past.
She is adventurous, spontaneous, absurdly silly and usually very intense.
Princess Kluane was gifted with an admiration of the earth around her.

A spiritual protector was assigned to her sometime during her early childhood in the form of a wolf (Canis lupus) and is with her still today.

She can be found wherever nature is making her show of beauty, whether silowetted against a beautiful sunset with a crown of flowers resting in her silken hair or resting under the soft glow of the northern lights in a parka of fur.
Young, free spirited and courageous, Kluane's reign on this earth has just begun.
Used to describe someone or something that overflows with natural beauty and a free spirit.

Kluane connection with nature

ie; It was strangely Kluane how that passing storm left me feeling excited and smiling.
kluane by Time traveler January 31, 2016
A person you sleep with because they look like your ex.
As defined in: Eskimos Have A Word For Every Dating Situation at 1:27
"Hey man, are you hanging out with that girl because she looks like your ex?"
"Yeah, she's a kloanbone"
kloanbone by SomeCanadianGuy February 4, 2016

klonedashian 

A copy of Kardashian. Specifically with makeup but can apply to clothing as well. The generic every woman. Caked on make up, cat eyes, generally unhealthy, unfit and only takes pictures with a filter on.

The opposite of beautiful.
Wow look at Ashley with her makeup now she looks like one of those Klonedashians
klonedashian by Kurt M October 6, 2021

Kellaway Kock Kleaner 

A microwave warmed baby wipe, used to clean your balls after a rough cottage weekend.

Also can be made by leaving said baby wipe on your trucks vent and using after a 36 hour plowing shift, so your honeybunch, "might" give you some when you get home.
I used Kellaway Kock Kleaner on my balls this morning. She was really on me to get home, so I think I'm getting some.
Kellaway Kock Kleaner by Melong January 21, 2019

kloanboan 

The person you hook up with because they look like your ex.

Referenced in CollegeHumor.
A: Wow she looks just like Jessica
B: Yeah she's kinda a Kloanboan
kloanboan by itisathing March 25, 2016
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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