Klaned

When a person enters a group verbal agreement then said person decides to reneg on said agreement, thus leaving the others to carry the burden.

Man we got so klaned over that situation. He/she knew full well they were never going to come. The biggest give away was that everyone else paided months ago apart from them. Now we all must put in extra money.

by Masswang88 May 13, 2024

Klaned

The act of putting your shit stained underwear on someone’s face wit the leg holes on the eye openings

While at the gym Nico the Greek got Klaned by the brownest strained underwear on his nose and lips

by Thor from Whitestone May 29, 2024

Klandon

A fairly large tongan who enjoys indulging himself with the exquisite taste of Equus caballus. He's exceptionally gifted in the musical arts as well as a variety of other arrangements. If you are not aware of this man's presence, please vacate that rock in which you have been living under all these years.

Girl: "OMG! There's Klandon!!! .....(Hide the horses)

Moke Guy: "Ho rajah Klandon, you stay one beast at da guitar lydat yeah!?"

White Guy: "Excuse me Sir, Can you please step out of the vehicle.....and make way for Klandon"

Tongan Guy: "Tamasi!"

by iLAVET! June 20, 2011

Klandma

Racist grandma or grandma that is member of the Ku Klux Klan. The word was created by the person who created the subreddit r/forwardsfromklandma, which posts racist memes. Formed with the words "Klan" and "Grandma".
Basically, r/forwardsfromklandma is r/forwardsfromgrandma but racist.
The word is normally used in titles of posts in the already mentioned subreddit r/forwardsfromklandma.

u/reddituser: "Klandma posting anti-muslim memes again"

by Emilinko November 26, 2019

klandemic

The spread of white supremacist beliefs through a community, region, or class.

There's a real klandemic breaking out in the walmart parking lot since they ran out of hamburger buns

by Crawdad Nelson May 7, 2020

klahned

An extreme form of drunkeness where you would do anything... and anyone.

"That cocktail party was lethal, I got so klahned last Friday night that I went streaking in the park, skinny dipping in the dark and had a ménage à trois..."

"I woke up next to a vampire with red hair and a clown nose. I was so klahned".

"Yay! Friday night! Let's go get klahned!"

by naive fresher July 15, 2011

klandle

A burning cross.

A klu klux klan candle.

Some niggers that live next door to me moved out after I lit up a Klandle in their front yard.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM May 10, 2009