kloanbone

A person you sleep with because they look like your ex.
As defined in: Eskimos Have A Word For Every Dating Situation at 1:27

"Hey man, are you hanging out with that girl because she looks like your ex?"
"Yeah, she's a kloanbone"

kloanbone by SomeCanadianGuy February 4, 2016

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OG KwanBone

An urban legend originated from Toronto. Legends say that OG Kwanbone walked 300 miles to deliver headphones and while on the walk he cured the blindness of 20 people including his.

Person 1: Yo did you hear about OG KwanBone
Person 2: Ya I did, man I wanna be a legend like him!

OG KwanBone by ISSAPOSTUPTINGDAWG February 11, 2017

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kloanbone • kloanboan • klonebone • OG KwanBone

kloanboan

The person you hook up with because they look like your ex.

Referenced in CollegeHumor.

A: Wow she looks just like Jessica
B: Yeah she's kinda a Kloanboan

kloanboan by itisathing March 25, 2016

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klonebone

When u fuck someone who looks like your ex

Dave ditched me so I kloneboned Cody

klonebone by shadowhooper March 7, 2014

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

Word of the Day on August 2, 2026

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