klezbo

1) A lesbian who enjoys Klezmer music.
2) One who listens to Hypnotic Clamebake.
3) One who loves Maury.

1) A klezbo walks into a blues bar and orders a slow gin fizz.
2) No one but pure klezbos were at the last Clambake show.
3) I've gone klezbo- I can't get Maury out of my mind!

by kb101 January 17, 2010

kleeborp

ET's real name according to robot chicken. also a more fun thing to call someone who's a spaz

Elliot:Goodbye ET
ET: Be good
ET: ET home
Alien 1: Oh my god, look! that retard we ditched on earth found his way home
ET: ET phoned home
Alien 2: What the hell are ya callin yourself ET for spaz, your name is kleeborp. Kleeborp the retard
Alien 3: Kleeborp the retard with just one glowing finger
HAHAHAHAH (all ten fingers are glowing)
ET: (sticks up his middle finger which is glowing)
Alien 1: oh now your fucking dead
ET:UUHHH. AAAAH AAAHH EEEHAAH!
Alien 1: (drops him off on a black planet) This time, stay lost loser!
Xenomorph: (growls)
ET: FREIND!

by Mama luigi is the terminator July 25, 2009

kezboard

A Kezboard is a Keyboard with a different layout than the typer is used to. Many European countries (e.g. Germany, Austria, Switzerland) have the QWERTZ-layout while in other parts of the world (predominantly the english-speaking parts) the QWERTY-layout is popular. Hence, if you type the word "Keyboard" on the respective other layout, it comes out as "Kezboard".

"I can't reallz tzpe right now, i'm on a Kezboard!" or "Mit diesem Kezboard kann kein Mensch tippen!"

by DeeKay April 8, 2005

Dylan Klebold

Had very cool hair, but shot people.

Person 1: Bahhh why did Dylan Klebold have to shoot people?

Person 2: Yeah that sucks dude he had cool hair.

by Sarajane August 21, 2004

Klebolding

When you are heavily bullied at school and decide enough is enough. Basically Shooting up a school but with skill.

Daniel went Klebolding on Monday and set the new high score!

by HamnBoi November 6, 2017

Pulling A Klebold

When you make a columbine joke at school and someone takes it serious. There fore leading you to be pulled out of class and being put into a psych ward

Person 1: Did you see Klebold being pulled out of class by the SWAT Team??

Person 2: Yup... He was Pulling A Klebold

by Natural_Selection August 11, 2017

Kleeborp

A better way to name call someone who is acting as if they are mentally disabled, i.e. to be used instead of the word retard.

From Robot Chicken's ET spoof, with the line:
"What the hell are you calling yourself ET for, you spaz? Your name's Kleeborp, Kleeborp The Retard, with only one glowing finger!"

Don't set fire to your own arse hair - what are you, some kind of Kleeborp?

by Pixie Dom August 26, 2008