kezbo

A girl who goes lezbo for Kelly Clarkson.

I am a kezbo. I love Kelly Clarkson! YAY!

by jkc309 April 21, 2006

Keyboard Crust

The stale finger, dick, body crust your find in between the keys on a keyboard.

Bobby: Hello, IT Support! Yeah, apologies for all of the Keyboard Crust. I've been using my work's laptop to watch porn

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

kelbow

a musical instrument used to impress the ladies.

person 1: I play the kelbow.
person 2: wtf is a kelbow, am I stupid?

by LacJam March 24, 2020

Keyboard Condom

A silicone protector that prevents crumbs from getting into the keyboard. Normally it is removable and washable.

dude your Keyboard Condom is getting pretty dirty, maybe you should clean it.

by Always uses a keyboard December 20, 2012

Keyboard Tapper

An white collar worker worker who spends their day in an office doing little else than tapping at a keyboard all day. The work is monotonous, pointless and without any meaning

I heard George got a new job at a big corporate company as a Keyboard Tapper

by mangled August 9, 2021

keyboard boredom

The act of typing in all the letters of the keyboard in various orderly patterns, and then entering the result into a search engine. Notable patterns are qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, and plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq. This most notably done by people with office jobs, or those who have way to much time on their hands.

Almost all those who have worked in an office have experienced at least some degree of keyboard boredom.

by Tad Strange December 16, 2015

Keebo

The most innocent and the best lord and savior that ever existed in the whole entire world. But to this day we still don’t know if he has a dick or not so stay tuned.

“Hey who’s that robot over there?”
“Excuse me? That is Keebo, you uncultured swine.”

by Toothylemon May 4, 2020