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Kelptic is an insane Minecraft youtuber, who is really good at building. He’s friends with the insane graphic designer xProFX or other known as Jon. Kelptic’s Arch nemesis is Harry, another member on the SMP that Kelptic desires with all his heart. He also has a massive penis and is a complete sex God.
Kelptic is the best.
Kelptic by Kelptic August 27, 2019
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Version of kleptomaniac, to collect or steal.
That scene kid is so kleptic with her mass ammounts of sunglasses and necklaces.
kleptic by . January 8, 2008
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Infamous underground computer hacker & phreaker. In the early 90's walked the line of white and black hat with a few minor charges. Now is a network admin for a small company in the Widwest. He now is the editor for an online hacking magazine known as, "Outbreak."

See, outbreak
kleptic will rock the gerbils in your afro.
kleptic by William B. Gadget` November 23, 2003

Kleptical 

The unofficial "official" fifth toe on a cat.
"Ah, Skeptical; Kleptical."
Kleptical by bernache January 14, 2023
A Keltic is one of the best people you can ever meet in the world, they are amazing at everything they do, and make friends like it's a breeze. Everybody loves a Ketlic, because they are so fun to be around. They will always lift up your spirit and make you feel happy even when you're down. If you have a Keltic in your life don't let them go because your life will be worse without a Keltic. Romantic wise a Keltic is one of the best partners you'll ever have. Keltic is caring and loving in every way you can imagine and more. If you know a Keltic you're in for a treat. Keltic is also the best out of all the siblings.
Have you seen Keltic? I miss him already.
Did you see Keltic last night? He made my day!
I love Keltic
Keltic by TheY0G November 22, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026