Klempner

A last name roughly translating to plumber. Nothing special. Just a toilet cleaner. Translates to sociopath if the first name is Mark. Other wise its just a plumber. Boo.

John: Oi ya heard of Tom
Casey: You mean Mr. Klempner
John: He's a Kempner? Nevermind.

by AlmosInk October 11, 2018

Kempner

A little town in the middle of BFN (bum fuck nowhere). If you blink you miss it.

Pass through Copperas Cove blink past Kempner and end in Lampasas.

by Jennifer Dailey October 18, 2008