klemm

To ridiculously embarrass another person with your own mad skills.

Dude, if you talk smack about my tennis skills one more time I swear I'm going to klemm you.

Holy mother, that dude just got klemmed!

by B to the T. August 05, 2008

klemme

Klemme is danish slang for a guy who likes other guys. Also known as a homosexual.

Guy 1: Let's have gay sex!
Guy 2: Oh! You're such a klemme.

by John Magistr April 25, 2007

Klemm

just don't mess around with him

who's that guy over there? Oh that's a total Klemm don't mess with him

by Sojourner Not Truth October 31, 2010

Klemm

A huge, beastly dyke of only the beastliest persuasion. we're talking like 6 foot plus, 250-260 pounds, of man-woman. Possibly has a dick-clit, which is self explanatory.

-Yo, check out that fucking klemm over there

-Yea, what a fuckin wilderbeast.

by big sandk March 29, 2009

jaden klemme

so this is a reference from futurama that the cat needs to massage my nipples

man i need a jaden klemme right now

by plastafierce January 09, 2017