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A guy who is cute, but usually quite timid around girls but a lion around boys. Maybe be mistaken as being a homosexual by girls but is actually not. Doesn't like to talk much about his feelings.
Person 1:Dude!!! I think he's gay!!!

Person 2: nah, he's just being a klement
klement by Fatboy95 September 21, 2013
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The coolest motherfucker in the world. Can do whatever he wants, and has all the money.
That guy is cool!

Yeah he is a Klement.
Klement by DefNotKlement November 9, 2020
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A cute guy, but always disagrees when someone says they are. Timid around most people who he does not know well, but extremely talkative and funny around his friends. He is very smart and will always be there if you need him. However, he doesn’t like to talk about his feelings with anyone unless you are one of his closest friends. He always tries to stay on the happier side of things, however when he gets hurt or something happens, he can become very dangerous to himself along with being one of the saddest people you’ve ever seen.
Person: Hey Klement, do you know what the homework for so-and-so is?
Klement: Yeah, it’s so-and-so.
Klement by Pseudonym#7 April 18, 2019

Klepentomaniac 

Someone who has irrestible urges to take writing implements. Klepentomania is a common disorder, and its sufferers are frequently accused of being "pen thieves" when they can't help what they're doing because they are attracted to the ownership of the perfect pen.
That woman is a Klepentomaniac.
Klepentomaniac by Robbo_HarveySpectre September 8, 2019
An awesome guy. Wery sophisticated and never cheap. He is very smart and caring. He is sometimes confused but always reliable.
Girl 1: That guy is hot
Girl 2: Oh my god, thats Klemen
Girl 1: You know him
Girl 2: Yeah but he doesnt know me
Girl 1: I will never be good enough for him
Klemen by Klemeninio May 7, 2013
When you have Down syndrome and you’re outside and get horny so you decide to cum on the pavement.
Peter: so what did you do yesterday vro?
Adam: I got so horny yesterday and decided cum on the street
Peter: oh soooo u did a kement
Adam: yah bro
Kement by CumEater69420 March 7, 2020

Klementyna 

The most incredible, badass woman on the planet. She is smart, funny, talented, creative, compassionate, passionate, and humble. She is jaw-droppingly beautiful and has a body built for sex. She is effortlessly sexy and causes massive, widespread dick-splosions.
Klementyna made me cum in my pants just by walking in my direction. She is a legend.
Klementyna by thetruth143 September 3, 2021
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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