klement

A guy who is cute, but usually quite timid around girls but a lion around boys. Maybe be mistaken as being a homosexual by girls but is actually not. Doesn't like to talk much about his feelings.

Person 1:Dude!!! I think he's gay!!!

Person 2: nah, he's just being a klement

by Fatboy95 September 21, 2013

Klement

The coolest motherfucker in the world. Can do whatever he wants, and has all the money.

That guy is cool!

Yeah he is a Klement.

by DefNotKlement November 9, 2020

Klement

A cute guy, but always disagrees when someone says they are. Timid around most people who he does not know well, but extremely talkative and funny around his friends. He is very smart and will always be there if you need him. However, he doesn’t like to talk about his feelings with anyone unless you are one of his closest friends. He always tries to stay on the happier side of things, however when he gets hurt or something happens, he can become very dangerous to himself along with being one of the saddest people you’ve ever seen.

Person: Hey Klement, do you know what the homework for so-and-so is?
Klement: Yeah, it’s so-and-so.

by Pseudonym#7 April 18, 2019

Klepentomaniac

Someone who has irrestible urges to take writing implements. Klepentomania is a common disorder, and its sufferers are frequently accused of being "pen thieves" when they can't help what they're doing because they are attracted to the ownership of the perfect pen.

That woman is a Klepentomaniac.

by Robbo_HarveySpectre September 8, 2019

Klemen

An awesome guy. Wery sophisticated and never cheap. He is very smart and caring. He is sometimes confused but always reliable.

Girl 1: That guy is hot
Girl 2: Oh my god, thats Klemen
Girl 1: You know him
Girl 2: Yeah but he doesnt know me
Girl 1: I will never be good enough for him

by Klemeninio May 7, 2013

Kement

When you have Down syndrome and you’re outside and get horny so you decide to cum on the pavement.

Peter: so what did you do yesterday vro?
Adam: I got so horny yesterday and decided cum on the street
Peter: oh soooo u did a kement
Adam: yah bro

by CumEater69420 March 7, 2020

Klementyna

The most incredible, badass woman on the planet. She is smart, funny, talented, creative, compassionate, passionate, and humble. She is jaw-droppingly beautiful and has a body built for sex. She is effortlessly sexy and causes massive, widespread dick-splosions.

Klementyna made me cum in my pants just by walking in my direction. She is a legend.

by thetruth143 September 3, 2021