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klantis by Frozenfreakerhd March 1, 2022
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Klanistan
An imaginary home for White racists, making reference to the K.K.K.; used sarcastically in conversation to emphasize the racism of a previous statement.
White Racist: "Why do Black kids always have the need to steal stuff?"
White Non-Racist: "Get your mind out of Klanistan, that's just a stereotype."
White Non-Racist: "Get your mind out of Klanistan, that's just a stereotype."
Klanistan by Hey It's Me June 5, 2009
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klannish
1. of pertaining to or characteristic of a clan of right wing regressive Republicans.
2. inclined to associate exclusively with the members of one's own group; cliquish: the clannish behavior of the original members of the country club, as currently exemplified by right wing regressive Republicans.
3. imbued with or influenced by the sentiments, prejudices, or the like, of a clan of right wing regressive Republicans.
2. inclined to associate exclusively with the members of one's own group; cliquish: the clannish behavior of the original members of the country club, as currently exemplified by right wing regressive Republicans.
3. imbued with or influenced by the sentiments, prejudices, or the like, of a clan of right wing regressive Republicans.
The Rush Limbaugh dittoheads are klannish.
klannish by Samuel L. Charles August 24, 2006
Klantosis
A highly contagious disease that causes hate and acts of violence towards African Americans and other minority groups
Example #1: Oh my gosh, I was walking down the street and a white man called me a nigger. He is infected with Klantosis.
Example #2:
Aby: When I get mature enough for marriage, I am marrying a black man.
Maddison: eww nooo!!!
Aby: why not
Maddison: Because they don't like to work and they love to live off the system.
Aby: that is so damn ignorant of you to say that. not all of them do that and actually it is more of us on the system than them, and that's why the programs still exist.
Maddison: not true.
Aby: what is this hatred you have towards blacks? you need to go get checked and see if you have Klantosis and get it cured before it progresses to its worst stages.
Maddison: why?
Aby: Because if you do not get treated you will end up being the female version of Dylann Roof
Maddison: oh lord i will take your advice and get treated immediately.
Example #3: oh my gosh, why is this white lady keep following me around in the store like im stealing something? my gosh she is so obsessed with harassing black people. She's going to end up spreading her Klantosis on to her kids and they will be messed up when they get older.
Example #2:
Aby: When I get mature enough for marriage, I am marrying a black man.
Maddison: eww nooo!!!
Aby: why not
Maddison: Because they don't like to work and they love to live off the system.
Aby: that is so damn ignorant of you to say that. not all of them do that and actually it is more of us on the system than them, and that's why the programs still exist.
Maddison: not true.
Aby: what is this hatred you have towards blacks? you need to go get checked and see if you have Klantosis and get it cured before it progresses to its worst stages.
Maddison: why?
Aby: Because if you do not get treated you will end up being the female version of Dylann Roof
Maddison: oh lord i will take your advice and get treated immediately.
Example #3: oh my gosh, why is this white lady keep following me around in the store like im stealing something? my gosh she is so obsessed with harassing black people. She's going to end up spreading her Klantosis on to her kids and they will be messed up when they get older.
Klantosis by yourfightismyflight January 22, 2020
klantastic
Adjective describing a person themselves, who is racist in a vaguely funny way, when their comments are taken out of context.
Person 1: *insert deliciously wrong but hilarious racial slur. Not being racist it's hard to think of any*
Person 2: You're utterly klantastic.
Person 2: You're utterly klantastic.
klantastic by Big Willie Wet Wipe April 8, 2007
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