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Klantosis 

A highly contagious disease that causes hate and acts of violence towards African Americans and other minority groups
Example #1: Oh my gosh, I was walking down the street and a white man called me a nigger. He is infected with Klantosis.

Example #2:

Aby: When I get mature enough for marriage, I am marrying a black man.
Maddison: eww nooo!!!
Aby: why not
Maddison: Because they don't like to work and they love to live off the system.
Aby: that is so damn ignorant of you to say that. not all of them do that and actually it is more of us on the system than them, and that's why the programs still exist.
Maddison: not true.
Aby: what is this hatred you have towards blacks? you need to go get checked and see if you have Klantosis and get it cured before it progresses to its worst stages.
Maddison: why?
Aby: Because if you do not get treated you will end up being the female version of Dylann Roof
Maddison: oh lord i will take your advice and get treated immediately.

Example #3: oh my gosh, why is this white lady keep following me around in the store like im stealing something? my gosh she is so obsessed with harassing black people. She's going to end up spreading her Klantosis on to her kids and they will be messed up when they get older.
Klantosis by yourfightismyflight January 22, 2020
a disease in which there are many symptoms but no doctor or medical technition can determine which one it is. not life threatening in nature
John: did you see nick? he's throwing up, shitting himself, has a temperture and hives.
Matt: what did the doctor say he has?
John: he doesnt know so it must be kontosis
Related Words

Lantosism 

A "Lantosism" is defined as any statement made by THE Josh Lantos that is considered socially unacceptable/confusing by the general public and especially by the three constituents known as Greek, Tut, and D-Trotts. The examples they give are "ARE YOU GONNA FINISH THAT" and "WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME TO THE PANTS PARTY."
The United States Runs on Lantosism
Lantosism by Chief Feta Cheese November 22, 2011

Kratosism 

Kratosism is a speciesist and awtokist ideology that advocates full persecution on gods, divine mythicals and anyone who claim, think and feel they are gods or divine mythicals. The term came from Kratos, protagonist of God of War franchise. The term is also used to refer to a form of Kraterocracy where everyone must be extermined, mainly focusing on exterminate gods and divine mythicals.
"There are so many more videogames and movies that represents kratosism, not just God of War Franchise."

"One of the reasons we have mythicalism politics and bioequalism is because of kratosism."
Kratosism by Full Monteirism December 31, 2020

Klanitosing 

Klanitosing is the action of eating at an extremely slow pace to purposely make a meal time last longer.
Person 1:"Hey man, why are you eating so slow"?

Person 2: "My crush is getting here soon, I'm klanitosing so I might get to see her"!
Klanitosing by ......H...... July 19, 2020

kluntoris 

The area behind one's knee.
Brewster ran his fingers up my calf before caressing my kluntoris.
kluntoris by Gmore September 16, 2008
When you the wee….teeeeheee. Huh?
A want to klantis Atlantis
klantis by Frozenfreakerhd March 1, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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