Klantosis

A highly contagious disease that causes hate and acts of violence towards African Americans and other minority groups

Example #1: Oh my gosh, I was walking down the street and a white man called me a nigger. He is infected with Klantosis.

Example #2:

Aby: When I get mature enough for marriage, I am marrying a black man.
Maddison: eww nooo!!!
Aby: why not
Maddison: Because they don't like to work and they love to live off the system.
Aby: that is so damn ignorant of you to say that. not all of them do that and actually it is more of us on the system than them, and that's why the programs still exist.
Maddison: not true.
Aby: what is this hatred you have towards blacks? you need to go get checked and see if you have Klantosis and get it cured before it progresses to its worst stages.
Maddison: why?
Aby: Because if you do not get treated you will end up being the female version of Dylann Roof
Maddison: oh lord i will take your advice and get treated immediately.

Example #3: oh my gosh, why is this white lady keep following me around in the store like im stealing something? my gosh she is so obsessed with harassing black people. She's going to end up spreading her Klantosis on to her kids and they will be messed up when they get older.

by yourfightismyflight January 22, 2020

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kontosis

a disease in which there are many symptoms but no doctor or medical technition can determine which one it is. not life threatening in nature

John: did you see nick? he's throwing up, shitting himself, has a temperture and hives.
Matt: what did the doctor say he has?
John: he doesnt know so it must be kontosis

by John The Fat Bag Farmer Cletus January 18, 2010

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Lantosism

A "Lantosism" is defined as any statement made by THE Josh Lantos that is considered socially unacceptable/confusing by the general public and especially by the three constituents known as Greek, Tut, and D-Trotts. The examples they give are "ARE YOU GONNA FINISH THAT" and "WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME TO THE PANTS PARTY."

The United States Runs on Lantosism

by Chief Feta Cheese November 22, 2011

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Kratosism

Kratosism is a speciesist and awtokist ideology that advocates full persecution on gods, divine mythicals and anyone who claim, think and feel they are gods or divine mythicals. The term came from Kratos, protagonist of God of War franchise. The term is also used to refer to a form of Kraterocracy where everyone must be extermined, mainly focusing on exterminate gods and divine mythicals.

"There are so many more videogames and movies that represents kratosism, not just God of War Franchise."

"One of the reasons we have mythicalism politics and bioequalism is because of kratosism."

by Full Monteirism December 31, 2020

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