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Klantosis 

A highly contagious disease that causes hate and acts of violence towards African Americans and other minority groups
Example #1: Oh my gosh, I was walking down the street and a white man called me a nigger. He is infected with Klantosis.

Example #2:

Aby: When I get mature enough for marriage, I am marrying a black man.
Maddison: eww nooo!!!
Aby: why not
Maddison: Because they don't like to work and they love to live off the system.
Aby: that is so damn ignorant of you to say that. not all of them do that and actually it is more of us on the system than them, and that's why the programs still exist.
Maddison: not true.
Aby: what is this hatred you have towards blacks? you need to go get checked and see if you have Klantosis and get it cured before it progresses to its worst stages.
Maddison: why?
Aby: Because if you do not get treated you will end up being the female version of Dylann Roof
Maddison: oh lord i will take your advice and get treated immediately.

Example #3: oh my gosh, why is this white lady keep following me around in the store like im stealing something? my gosh she is so obsessed with harassing black people. She's going to end up spreading her Klantosis on to her kids and they will be messed up when they get older.
Klantosis by yourfightismyflight January 22, 2020
a disease in which there are many symptoms but no doctor or medical technition can determine which one it is. not life threatening in nature
John: did you see nick? he's throwing up, shitting himself, has a temperture and hives.
Matt: what did the doctor say he has?
John: he doesnt know so it must be kontosis
Related Words

Lantosism 

A "Lantosism" is defined as any statement made by THE Josh Lantos that is considered socially unacceptable/confusing by the general public and especially by the three constituents known as Greek, Tut, and D-Trotts. The examples they give are "ARE YOU GONNA FINISH THAT" and "WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME TO THE PANTS PARTY."
The United States Runs on Lantosism
Lantosism by Chief Feta Cheese November 22, 2011

Kratosism 

Kratosism is a speciesist and awtokist ideology that advocates full persecution on gods, divine mythicals and anyone who claim, think and feel they are gods or divine mythicals. The term came from Kratos, protagonist of God of War franchise. The term is also used to refer to a form of Kraterocracy where everyone must be extermined, mainly focusing on exterminate gods and divine mythicals.
"There are so many more videogames and movies that represents kratosism, not just God of War Franchise."

"One of the reasons we have mythicalism politics and bioequalism is because of kratosism."
Kratosism by Full Monteirism December 31, 2020

Klanitosing 

Klanitosing is the action of eating at an extremely slow pace to purposely make a meal time last longer.
Person 1:"Hey man, why are you eating so slow"?

Person 2: "My crush is getting here soon, I'm klanitosing so I might get to see her"!
Klanitosing by ......H...... July 19, 2020

kluntoris 

The area behind one's knee.
Brewster ran his fingers up my calf before caressing my kluntoris.
kluntoris by Gmore September 16, 2008
When you the wee….teeeeheee. Huh?
A want to klantis Atlantis
klantis by Frozenfreakerhd March 1, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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