kulander 

A person who is a big deal

he is a kulander

kulander by a_m_g August 2, 2018

klander 

A black person on a bike wielding a shovel

did you that klander over there.

yeah he was scary!

klander by dikke jongen December 4, 2010

kulandera

A girl who willingly or unwillingly takes the schlong up her butt in an attempt to heal or cure her partner of whatever malady he manifests.

Initially from a mispronunciation and misunderstanding of the word, "curandera", which means a rural healer, or a sorceress or witch.

The word "culera" on the other hand is accepted Mexican slang for a female who enjoys backdoor pleasures.

Jay suddenly came down with a mysterious virus, so his wife Susan did the kulandera thing to ward off the evil spirits.

Or, "That girl Susan is such a kulandera that she'll let anyone pork her ass if it will make them feel better."

kulandera by Dave What A Guy November 6, 2006

Klander 

Klander, beschreibt eine undefinierbare Substanz von einer feuchten bis klebrigen Konsistenz, die vornehmlich in der Augen-, Nasenregion auffindbar ist.

Nicht zu verwechseln mit Knös, der etwas knusprigen Variante von Klander.

Oma du hast da ganz schön Klander im Auge!

Was ist das denn bitte für ein Klander hier?!

Klander by Ja1n August 7, 2020