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kitol by Shu martey December 27, 2017
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strickly kittly
Meaning that you have no attraction to dick and are strickly a pussy or vagina person. Opposite of strickly dickly
strickly kittly by sweecie June 10, 2016
Katoliban
Catholic with Taliban tendencies.
While the average Catholic is harmless, a Katoliban is armed with special powers vested upon him/her by the Magisterium to rid the world of the infidels (that means adherents of other religions, atheists, agnostics, deists, Satanists, pagans).
A Katoliban is a Church apologist who will never apologize for offending other people's beliefs but will insist that everyone else should respect his.
A Katoliban believes his/her country is a Vatican colony therefore all State affairs must conform to the teachings of the Magisterium. Fuck the Bible, the Magisterium is the shit you have to believe.
A priest is not necessarily a Katoliban. Ironically, the most rabid ones are lay people.
The only difference between a Katoliban and a Taliban is a modified AK-47.
While the average Catholic is harmless, a Katoliban is armed with special powers vested upon him/her by the Magisterium to rid the world of the infidels (that means adherents of other religions, atheists, agnostics, deists, Satanists, pagans).
A Katoliban is a Church apologist who will never apologize for offending other people's beliefs but will insist that everyone else should respect his.
A Katoliban believes his/her country is a Vatican colony therefore all State affairs must conform to the teachings of the Magisterium. Fuck the Bible, the Magisterium is the shit you have to believe.
A priest is not necessarily a Katoliban. Ironically, the most rabid ones are lay people.
The only difference between a Katoliban and a Taliban is a modified AK-47.
A Katoliban will oppose Reproductive Health citing Vatican documents teaching that contraception is immoral.
Katoliban by FifthHorseman August 5, 2011
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Kitala
Kitala is a girl I can’t forget, I tried to forget her by talking to other girls, but she just stands out. She stays on my mind, she is hot, cute, funny, and everything I love. A girl I want to wife up right away, she is fast a$f, makes me think she’s on a run.
kilolanmetry
kilolanmetry by SockHead & Dindono June 17, 2009
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