Katoliban

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Catholic with Taliban tendencies.

While the average Catholic is harmless, a Katoliban is armed with special powers vested upon him/her by the Magisterium to rid the world of the infidels (that means adherents of other religions, atheists, agnostics, deists, Satanists, pagans).

A Katoliban is a Church apologist who will never apologize for offending other people's beliefs but will insist that everyone else should respect his.

A Katoliban believes his/her country is a Vatican colony therefore all State affairs must conform to the teachings of the Magisterium. Fuck the Bible, the Magisterium is the shit you have to believe.

A priest is not necessarily a Katoliban. Ironically, the most rabid ones are lay people.

The only difference between a Katoliban and a Taliban is a modified AK-47.

A Katoliban will oppose Reproductive Health citing Vatican documents teaching that contraception is immoral.

Katoliban by FifthHorseman August 5, 2011

Words you can keep

Kaolian

Uber Tech support, in a crispy crunchy ranger shell

Kaolian fix my computer!!!

Kaolian by wombat September 1, 2003

Related Words

Katoliban • Katlian • Kaolian • katorians

Katlian

The kid who is annoying, really basic , funny ,Try’s to keep up with trends, gets on people nerves when bored , talkative

Katlian shut up

Katlian by 1234name May 28, 2020

katorians

Katorians Fandom came into existence during the BB13. foolish fans of shehnaaz (fakenaaz) are called katorians. This fandumb is worst than beggars as they goes to everyone’s TL nd beg in front of celebrities to provide some work to fakenaaz. SidHearts defined shehnaazians as katorians, which makes sense

Katorians is a fandumb, not a fandom

katorians by strange13 October 16, 2020

Katlian

Really pretty, very funny, speaks her mind, consent care about what people think of her, can be very annoying sometimes and clingy

Katlian shut up

Katlian by Mcklovin May 1, 2022

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026