Keola is hawaiian name meaning "The Life". Keola is very beautiful and gets all the girls. Keola is always athletic and very awesome. If you see a keola say, he must be good at everything.

Keola is the best!

Keola by imfibious March 11, 2015

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Katolas

a unique combination of two awesome people chosen by the universe to see the one and only seafaring unicorn that has the ability to jet-ski through the mountains and is in command of both land and sea elements. no one besides the chosen "katolas" can see such a creature, and thus stir up some jealousy from other parties who do not have such a privilege.

Bob: "yo, KATOLAS, what exactly does a seafaring unicorn look like, anyways?"

KATOLAS: "if we told you, we'd have to kill you."

Katolas by spankycookie September 30, 2010

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keiolani

Beautiful, funny, and kind. But also can be very Ditzy. The most trustworthy friend and a great listener. But struggles with too many insecurities.

That girl is such a Keiolani.
Keiolani is the best person I know. I’m glad to have a friend like that.

keiolani by KanakaAttackaaa December 25, 2017

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Keola

Hawaiian name meaning stud. Males who are given this name at birth generally grow up to be gentlemanly and awesome in whatever tasks they encounter.

Keola will always open a door for a lady, and if she's lucky it will be the door to his bedroom.

Keola by missysoftskin December 13, 2010

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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