kisme 

Kisme is unisex name. Its usually name for pet.

Barb: I got a horse named Kisme.
Lara: so cool

kisme by laraweasley April 26, 2021

Kismesis 

This is a mash-up of the words 'Kismet' meaning 'fated' or 'destined' and 'Nemesis', which i hope we all know means 'rival' etc
so together, a Kismesis, (or plural, as in 'a pair of Kismeses' taking after the plural of nemesis) is your fated rival; or even, some would say, your Serendipitous Rival. Kismessitude is also sometimes called 'Black Romance' or 'Caliginous Romance' (calidinous meaning misty, dim; obscure, dark) in that it is dark and hateful, so lets not forget the romantic aspect, as in competing with someone so often, tensions run high... including sexual tension (eyebrow-wiggle)
now that you know what a Kismesis is, go get your black-mack on

Antithesis: Matesprit

A lot of people think that Naruto and Sasuke are in fact Kismesis, as not only do they do their best to out do each other at every turn, but they also kissed at least once.

Kismesis by Flarga September 2, 2013

kiser smash 

When you’re teachers gets mad and is yelling at everyone and/or slamming everything

For example: A Door

Dude why did you make her mad? She’s gonna kiser smash all of us now!

kiser smash by Hola my G April 14, 2019

Jimmy Kimmel 

A guy whose talk show almost killed American Entertainment and American Politics

My god, I can not fucking stand Jimmy Kimmel. He stands up on his soapbox and constantly preaches to us about how we should live our lives and how he is so much better than everyone else and how Trump is the second coming of Hitler. He's constantly using real life tragedies to promote his agenda and leeches off other people's success. Seriously, how do people look up to this guy?

Jimmy Kimmel by 9Roll9 April 11, 2020

Kisame 

Kisame Hoshigaki is a large blue man from the Akatsuki in Naruto. He has clear soft blue skin (damn what’s his skin care routine?), with gill like markings on his cheeks. Along with that he has a very defined jaw, cute eyes, and razor sharp teeth to tear out your throat. You would be stupid to mess with a man like him. Despite his odd looks he’ll always have loyalty and determination, something that just makes him 100x more attractive unlike real men. He carries his sword name Samehada who unfortunately was canceled due to the fact that it was a whore.

Person 1: who’s ugly ass is that?

Person 2: Shut up, that gorgeous man is Kisame.

Kisame by McQueenies June 29, 2020

kiser Smash 

When ever your large teacher gets so angery she starts yelling at everyone and slamming and breaking everything to show who is head honcho

The teacher was about to kiser smash all of us because we said we wanted 10 are minutes back

kiser Smash by That guy gary April 14, 2019

Kismesis 

A hate soulmate.
A (healthy) kismesissitude is a fully consensual, well grounded, romantic relationship; but it equally compromises the emotions of love and hate.

The feelings of hate spring from a need and compelling desire to rival the other person, to try and have a sort of healthy competition through them without life that will build both of you up and strengthen you both.

Not everyone you hate or dislike is your kismesis. Feelings like this should be carefully examined and meditated upon. A kismesis is not just merely someone you hate, it is your hate soulmate. A kismesissitude isn't purely hate, as that would be REALLY fucking unhealthy for any relationship. There is an aspect, a very strong one, of love and gentleness involved too. When not bickering or trying to toughen each other up, kismesis pairs genuinely care for each other. Healthy couples will try to strengthen and give the other attention and acceptance, building each other up.

Often, kismesissitudes have a sexual element to them. On the other hand, the sexual aspect doesn't have to exist at all - just as with any relationship. There are also your more romantic moments with your kismesis. But, these tender moments aren't as common as they are in romantic relationships, or it wouldn't be a kismesissitude. The sparing amount of these moments is what makes the couple greatly appreciate and value them more.

"My kismesis stopped by the other day and we had it out; I totally kicked their sorry ass."

Kismesis by LemonadeRaid March 19, 2017