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A Kirkley is a very beautiful and absolutely gorgeous girl. Mostly brunettes and dirty blonds but can also be a blond. Kirkley’s are mostly very nice but can be very mean and even yell at times. Kirkley’s make very good girlfriends and bsf.
A Kirkley is a very beautiful and absolutely gorgeous girl. Mostly brunettes and dirty blonds but can also be a blond. Kirkley’s are mostly very nice but can be very mean and even yell at times. Kirkley’s make very good girlfriends and bsf.
by Amelia People’s December 21, 2020
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Kirkley's Law

In any given situation where it is possible to express an emotion or an opinion, someone is going to be an asshole.
Person 1: "Guys Stephen Hawking just died"
Person 2:"Aw man for real? Rest in peace!"
Person 3:"Now he knows there is a God"
Person 1: " Perfect example of Kirkley's Law asshole"
by MountainGenerator March 14, 2018
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Kirtley

A "kirtley" is one who is a member of the coolest family in the world (The Kirtley family).
Dude 1: "Woaaaah check out that family over there!"

Dude 2: "They're so freaking cool, I wish I were them."

Dude 1: "Yeah same. I bet they're Kirtley's."
by awesomenames223 August 16, 2011
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kirklyn

one who overuses the phrase "cute"; happy; giddy; someone who cheers up your life altogether
my life sucks. i need a kirklyn.
by cool dude June 18, 2006
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Kirklen

A Kirklen, or Kirk for short, (not to be confused with Kirklin, Kirklyn, Kyrklyn, or Kirklan) is hands down, bar none, the most incredible woman ever to have existed. An incredibly rare find, a Kirklen is well-rounded and excels in many aspects of life, including medicine, hunter jumping, many other sports, and just being a bad-ass in general. Her wit is unmatched, and her personality is unrivaled. When the word “Beautiful” searches for itself in the dictionary, it finds two things defining it: the single word “Kirklen”, and a picture of Kirklen’s face. Be careful looking into her eyes as you may just get lost in their intense golden brown color, like dark honey, or afternoon sunlight shining through a glass of whiskey. And her smile; it’s the most beautiful smile in the world, and truly something to behold. Strong mentally and physically, she doesn’t let anything get her down or get in her way. She is ambitious and driven, but is also sweet, kind, patient, and light-hearted. In choosing a single word to describe her, though no single word can truly encapsulate all that she is, it would be: perfect. Cautiously approach the wild Kirklen as she will use her limitless wit and endless beauty to entrap your mind and ensnare your senses. You will know a Kirklen is close when all the noise of the world starts to fade away and butterflies start to flutter around your stomach.
Guy 1: Woah, who in the world was that?!
Guy 2: That my man was Kirklen.

Guy 1: She has got to be the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen.

Girl 1: Wow, she’s gorgeous! I wish I were Kirklen.

Guy 1: I wish you were Kirklen, too!
Guy 2: She’s not just beautiful. Brains, beauty, personality, she has it all!
by AnonDudeJ39 December 11, 2021
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kirkles

nickname for a guy named "kirk".
hye kirkles, how is ya?
by beck March 20, 2005
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The Kirkey

When you let your coworker finger blast your prostate with their big knuckles.
He enjoyed having The Kirkey preformed on him.
by Yetiarms March 18, 2022
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