Definitions by Yetiarms

Randall 

When your approached by a transgender and it brings up uncomfortable sexual desires from your loins. Causing you to react rudely.

I was approached at olive garden by a Trans waitress, causing a Randall.

Randall by Yetiarms January 10, 2024

Grazt-tater

When your boyfriend shoves a tater in your ass. Then fucks you in ass, making mash taters. Then you shit it on a plate and eat it.

I had my boyfriend preform a grazt-tater at my daughter's wedding I wasn't invited to.

Grazt-tater by Yetiarms August 16, 2023

The Deaf Russell

When your cumming in your gay lovers ass and moaning like a deaf girl getting fucked in the ass for the first time.

When I cum in my apprentice ass it was like The Deaf Russell.

The Deaf Russell by Yetiarms April 22, 2022

Paul beads 

When you tie potatoes on a rope and freeze them and use them as anal beads

He enjoyed the Paul beads being inserted by his lover.

Paul beads by Yetiarms April 13, 2022

The Brown farmer

When you tie up your old cow in the pasture ,bend your girl over it, eat her ass, then fuck her with the rest of the herd watching.

I preformed The brown farmer on my old lady in broad daylight, needless to say the neighbors weren’t happy!

The Brown farmer by Yetiarms April 13, 2022

The Dirty Kat 

When you blow your load in her ass, make her do a head stand, then fart, blowing your load out like a fountain. All the while braying like a donkey.

I done The Dirty Kat with my GILF!

The Dirty Kat by Yetiarms April 12, 2022

The Kirkey 

When you let your coworker finger blast your prostate with their big knuckles.

He enjoyed having The Kirkey preformed on him.

The Kirkey by Yetiarms March 18, 2022