English gentleman whose tsundere levels are off the charts. You don't want to mess with his magic or cooking. Definitely not the cooking. He can burn cereal. Just...Don't. He's become a bitch and proud. He will tell you to use the queen's english and you can refer to him as the United Bloody Kingdom. He will call you a twat, git, wanker, and more but you shall respect his tea-loving ass and union jack bandana. Matters related to independence make him sick and who knows what happened to his eyebrows? At times he can make us laugh and at others he is a cinnamon roll that we all love.

-Who's that with the union jack guitar?
-My, well that's Arthur Kirkland.

-Are those-?
-Iggybrows? Yes, yes they are.

Arthur Kirkland by gAH I need a life January 30, 2018

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Kirkland Drymount

A Kirkland Drymount is where someone in Costco intentionaly or non-intentionally rubs up on you or someone else. Usually when its busy and jam packed with people.

"Dude, I just gave this really smokin hot chick a Kirkland Drymount at Costco today when I was shopping in bulk with my Wife."

"OMG! This guy just gave me a Kirkland Drymount, omg look, that one over there, the balding one in the bomber jacket torn jeans and platform boots. Yeah, I feal so violated... I think I'm gonna cry..."

Kirkland Drymount by Anonomystical March 18, 2009

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Kirkley's Law

In any given situation where it is possible to express an emotion or an opinion, someone is going to be an asshole.

Person 1: "Guys Stephen Hawking just died"
Person 2:"Aw man for real? Rest in peace!"
Person 3:"Now he knows there is a God"
Person 1: " Perfect example of Kirkley's Law asshole"

Kirkley's Law by MountainGenerator March 14, 2018

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kirkby kiss

A term used when one person headbutts another

Andy had a fight with Colin and gave him a Kirkby Kiss

kirkby kiss by ben147dj February 4, 2009

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