Kirklen

A Kirklen, or Kirk for short, (not to be confused with Kirklin, Kirklyn, Kyrklyn, or Kirklan) is hands down, bar none, the most incredible woman ever to have existed. An incredibly rare find, a Kirklen is well-rounded and excels in many aspects of life, including medicine, hunter jumping, many other sports, and just being a bad-ass in general. Her wit is unmatched, and her personality is unrivaled. When the word “Beautiful” searches for itself in the dictionary, it finds two things defining it: the single word “Kirklen”, and a picture of Kirklen’s face. Be careful looking into her eyes as you may just get lost in their intense golden brown color, like dark honey, or afternoon sunlight shining through a glass of whiskey. And her smile; it’s the most beautiful smile in the world, and truly something to behold. Strong mentally and physically, she doesn’t let anything get her down or get in her way. She is ambitious and driven, but is also sweet, kind, patient, and light-hearted. In choosing a single word to describe her, though no single word can truly encapsulate all that she is, it would be: perfect. Cautiously approach the wild Kirklen as she will use her limitless wit and endless beauty to entrap your mind and ensnare your senses. You will know a Kirklen is close when all the noise of the world starts to fade away and butterflies start to flutter around your stomach.

Guy 1: Woah, who in the world was that?!
Guy 2: That my man was Kirklen.

Guy 1: She has got to be the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen.

Girl 1: Wow, she’s gorgeous! I wish I were Kirklen.

Guy 1: I wish you were Kirklen, too!
Guy 2: She’s not just beautiful. Brains, beauty, personality, she has it all!

by AnonDudeJ39 December 11, 2021

Arthur Kirkland

Arthur Kirkland is the human name of the character "England/UK/Great Britain" in Hetalia Axis Powers.

Arthur Kirkland is England's human name.

by Chibi Romano December 4, 2013

Arthur Kirkland

English gentleman whose tsundere levels are off the charts. You don't want to mess with his magic or cooking. Definitely not the cooking. He can burn cereal. Just...Don't. He's become a bitch and proud. He will tell you to use the queen's english and you can refer to him as the United Bloody Kingdom. He will call you a twat, git, wanker, and more but you shall respect his tea-loving ass and union jack bandana. Matters related to independence make him sick and who knows what happened to his eyebrows? At times he can make us laugh and at others he is a cinnamon roll that we all love.

-Who's that with the union jack guitar?
-My, well that's Arthur Kirkland.

-Are those-?
-Iggybrows? Yes, yes they are.

by gAH I need a life January 30, 2018

Kirkland Drymount

A Kirkland Drymount is where someone in Costco intentionaly or non-intentionally rubs up on you or someone else. Usually when its busy and jam packed with people.

"Dude, I just gave this really smokin hot chick a Kirkland Drymount at Costco today when I was shopping in bulk with my Wife."

"OMG! This guy just gave me a Kirkland Drymount, omg look, that one over there, the balding one in the bomber jacket torn jeans and platform boots. Yeah, I feal so violated... I think I'm gonna cry..."

by Anonomystical March 18, 2009

Kirkley's Law

In any given situation where it is possible to express an emotion or an opinion, someone is going to be an asshole.

Person 1: "Guys Stephen Hawking just died"
Person 2:"Aw man for real? Rest in peace!"
Person 3:"Now he knows there is a God"
Person 1: " Perfect example of Kirkley's Law asshole"

by MountainGenerator March 14, 2018

Lanky like Kirilenko

Being tall and lanky like the 6'9" Power Forward of the Utah Jazz.

That skinny man over there is lanky like kirilenko!

by HDizzle April 7, 2004

Camp Wingate Kirkland

An amazing summer camp located in Yarmouth Port, MA, where both campers and counselors are encouraged to support each other, make lasting relationships, have fun, and be themselves.

I learned the true meaning of friendship and family at Camp Wingate Kirkland.

by Camp wk lover August 13, 2019