Kirkey

Spazzing out rampantly and yelling, followed by slamming an object fiercely in anger (such as a door or bulletin board) and eating shit as a result while all your peers are watching and laughing.

"I pulled a Kirkey after that test man"
"I'm going to Kirkey after this shit"
"he Kirkeyly left the meeting"
"I'm going to Kirkey it up after this"

Kirkey by r_r June 3, 2009

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The Kirkey

When you let your coworker finger blast your prostate with their big knuckles.

He enjoyed having The Kirkey preformed on him.

The Kirkey by Yetiarms March 18, 2022

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Related Words

Kirkey • The Kirkey • Kirky • Kirkby • kinkey • Kinkeye • kirke • kirkerus • kirkyturd • Kirey

Kinkeye

Kinkeye is the word used in event and A male (cats excluded) Ejaculates into a women's eye socket (or males, depending on what your into). Often causing pinkeye and many other dreadful and terrible diseases just because he missed the mouth. Pinkeye is the sister word to kinkeye aswell as kinky being the brother word. Pink(eye) (kink)y Adding the two sections together, (kink)(eye). Full work, kinkeye.

Carson: Damn Josiah, last night I had sexual relations with Erik and I gave him the kinkeye.
Josiah: Oh marbles isn't that like really dangerous?
Carson: It can be, but he's probably fine.
Josiah: Did you mean to!?
Carson: I was aiming for his toes!
Josiah: You've got worse aim then me and I've got such bad aim I pee on the toilet seat, sitting down!
*Erik enters room*
Erik: Hey Josiah, what are you doing tonight ;)

Kinkeye by Namzug Haisoj June 6, 2018

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Kirkley's Law

In any given situation where it is possible to express an emotion or an opinion, someone is going to be an asshole.

Person 1: "Guys Stephen Hawking just died"
Person 2:"Aw man for real? Rest in peace!"
Person 3:"Now he knows there is a God"
Person 1: " Perfect example of Kirkley's Law asshole"

Kirkley's Law by MountainGenerator March 14, 2018