kioki

A small, hyper girl who has only 5 moods: happy, angry, boredom, sleep, or hunger.

Gosh, I feel like Kioki.

by Kioki July 25, 2003

kioki

Someone who thinks they are Selphie from Final Fantasy 8.

He's such a kioki.

by Kioki July 25, 2003

Kicking Mustang

A middle-aged incel who cheats at Monopoly and uploads creepy videos of kids to YouTube whilst tweeting racist conspiracy theories on twitter.

Yo, that guy is such a Kicking Mustang that I heard he got himself banned from over forty different social media sites.

by PhoenixAirsoftMarshall January 30, 2023

Kicking Mustang Derangement Syndrome

Commonly resulting from a sudden increase in Cocaine fuelled meditation, KMDS can result in late night googling of one's self, foaming at the mouth, erectile dysfunction, uncontrollable crying, lazy eye and hair loss.

"He's 50 years old and been screaming at his computer screen like a baby all night, if he turns out to have Kicking Mustang Derangement Syndrome then at least he won't reproduce."

by PhoenixAirsoftMarshall February 23, 2023

kickin' ballistics

To reason with someone, to tell them how things really are, to philosophize about a topic.

Me and my man Gary sat up all night listening to his older brother Charles kickin' ballistics about prison industry-complex.

by merrakesh August 29, 2010

Kinkist

Being biased against one's fetishes, or kinks. Basically kink-shaming.

Sarah: I did BDSM with Jack the other day, it was so hot
Cindy: You`re into that shit? You`re such a freak!
Sarah: Shut up, you`re into piss drinking!
Ellen: You guys are so kinkist

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic December 4, 2020

Kikiwas

A female that is short in stature and is ugly. Better described as a creature and not a person. A shortened version of “kill it, kill it with a stick. Often overly friendly and not in a good way.

Damn there is kikiwas again, you need to hide before she sees you.

by Freak nasty July 5, 2019