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A blend of king and pimple. The largest and juiciest pimple in a pimple infested area.
Behold the kimple, all bow to its glory.
kimple by Heptard February 10, 2008
Related Words
kimple kimpler Kimplet Kimble kipple Kippler Kimlegg kimley Kimolee kimpembe

john kimble!

used by the ghavuhnaytah in kindergarten cop and can be found on soundboards and prank phone calls
john kimble! by jarrodlee123 December 7, 2004

John Kimble 

An aggressive and just damn hilarious cop.
John Kimble by Sparda January 16, 2005
Kipple is a word coined by the remarkable science fiction writer Philip K. Dick. It refers to the sinister type of rubbish which simply builds up without any human intervention. Eventually, one day, the entire world will have moved to a state of kipplization.
From Phil Dick's "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?"

JR - Kipple is useless objects, like junk mail or match folders after you use the last match or gum wrappers of yesterday's homeopape. When nobody's around, kipple reproduces itself. For instance, if you go to bed leaving any kipple around your apartment, when you wake up the next morning there's twice as much of it. It always gets more and more.
Pris- I see.
JR - There's the First Law of Kipple, "Kipple drives out nonkipple." Like Gresham's law about bad money. And in these apartments there's been nobody there to fight the kipple.
Pris - So it has taken over completely. Now I understand.
JR - Your place, here, this apartment you've picked - it's too kipple-ized to live in. We can roll the kipple-factor back; we can do like I said, raid the other apartments. But -
Pris - But what?
JR - We can't win.
Pris - Why not?
JR - No one can win against kipple, except temporarily and maybe in one spot, like in my apartment I've sort of created a stasis between the pressure of kipple and nonkipple, for the time being. But eventually I'll die or go away, and then the kipple will again take over. It's a universal principle operating throughout the universe; the entire universe is moving toward a final state of total, absolute kippleization.
kipple by Dan G. May 13, 2005

Detective John Kimble 

This is the identity Arnold went by in the movie Kindergarten Cop.
"It's not a tuma!"

kipple factor 

The chaos in a closed environment (eg bedroom) as defined by the size of objects that tend to disappear spontaneously.
Dude 1: I can't find my keys, I swear I left them somwhere here.
Dude 2: I guess the kipple factor in this room is 3 inches.
kipple factor by Vipul Ved Prakash November 17, 2003