kfdman

im from alt tiktok let this in urban

kfdman idk

by billy bib September 11, 2020

Kidmaniac

A fan of Nicole Kidman. Somebody who sees all of her work and considers her to be one of the greatest actors of all time. Akin to a "Twihard".

John is a kidmaniac, he's seen all of her movies and thinks she should have won at least three Oscars by now.

by stalepopcornau November 7, 2012

jens kidman

Vocalist of the djent-death metal band meshuggah. straight out of sweden. don't forget he is also pretty dang hot. The face he makes at concerts is hysterical but once you know him, he is actually sweet.

Meshuggah fan 1- did you see jens?
female meshuggah fan- yes, he is very handsome but brutal at the same time!
Jens kidman- hey ladies! talking about me? fans faint*

by DjentMaster666 November 19, 2020

Nicole Kidman

Dull-as-dishwater Aussie actress with massively overrated looks, no emotional range, and a conspicuous lack of charisma. Despite these shortcomings and a string of abysmal films (see Bewitched, Moulin Rouge), the Australian public have long been infatuated with her.

Kidman's track record with regards to marriage is almost as appalling as her filmography. Seemingly incapable of learning from her Tom Cruise experience, she has hooked up with yet another closet homo in the form of ear-torturing country singer Keith Urban.

WELCOME TO PERFECT MATCH STARRING NICOLE KIDMAN!!

HOST: Nicole, you may now choose between:

Contestant A: A homosexual scientologist nutcase midget.
OR
Contestant B: An alcoholic homosexual country-western singing midget.

by triggaz April 14, 2008

kodman

Friggin badass motherfucker who secretly sleeps with your mom or wife depending on their career. Sometimes he will even sleep in your bed after he is done with your mom. He doesn't give them any sympathy after he fucks their vagina raw so he leaves them. And goes to your bed. Huge crank.

I think there is a kodman in my house

by Kodster May 8, 2014

Nicole Kidman

1. An awfully tall, frail actress, broom-like in body build, widely considered to be unusually attractive but is actually the opposite. 2. (Slang) any tall, ugly woman of frail build.

Example: As nauseatingly unattractive as this Kidman was to watch, her performance wasn't bad.

by DementedRonald January 12, 2007

Nicole Kidman

noun- a very scary woman

Nicole Kidman scares the shit outta me.

by The Pat Masta Flex March 31, 2009