Imbecile A: Have you heard that song somethink in the way she moves by The Beatles?
Imbecile B: I have never heard of anythink by The Beatles. Are they a new band?
Imbecile B: I have never heard of anythink by The Beatles. Are they a new band?
by triggaz April 10, 2008
by triggaz March 16, 2008
Those who believe that all minorities are discriminated against. Basically if you're a white, heterosexual male then you should be ashamed of yourself.
Lefty Scum types can invariably be found at Universities where they can hide behind a cloak of political-correctness and perceived moral superiority.
Lefty scum typically confine their studies to those in the Arts faculty (e.g. Anthropology, Womens Studies etc) writing a thesis that in their grandiose minds will ultimately change the world (in reality no-one will even read it). Anyone who challenges their views are instantly branded a phobic of some sort. The same lefty scum who preach values such as acceptance, tolerance and egalitarianism paradoxically are the first people to point the finger and ostracise those who dare oppose their views.
The physical appearance of lefty scum can best be described as grubby. Any attempt to make oneself more appealing to the opposite sex, however minor, is frowned upon. Therefore hairy armpits, dreadlocks and lack of bras (in the case of female lefty scum) and general lack of personal hygeine are standard for the lefty scum individual. Lefty scum are also the major worldwide consumers of corduroy, typically purchased from their local op-shop with money obtained either through government benefits or by fire-twirling buskering.
Lefty Scum types can invariably be found at Universities where they can hide behind a cloak of political-correctness and perceived moral superiority.
Lefty scum typically confine their studies to those in the Arts faculty (e.g. Anthropology, Womens Studies etc) writing a thesis that in their grandiose minds will ultimately change the world (in reality no-one will even read it). Anyone who challenges their views are instantly branded a phobic of some sort. The same lefty scum who preach values such as acceptance, tolerance and egalitarianism paradoxically are the first people to point the finger and ostracise those who dare oppose their views.
The physical appearance of lefty scum can best be described as grubby. Any attempt to make oneself more appealing to the opposite sex, however minor, is frowned upon. Therefore hairy armpits, dreadlocks and lack of bras (in the case of female lefty scum) and general lack of personal hygeine are standard for the lefty scum individual. Lefty scum are also the major worldwide consumers of corduroy, typically purchased from their local op-shop with money obtained either through government benefits or by fire-twirling buskering.
Normal person: Aborigines make up less than 2% of the general population and yet comprise almost half of the entire prison population.
Lefty Scum: That's stereotyping my friend, you should be careful making statements like that.
Normal person: NO DICKHEAD, ITS A FACT. AND I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND YOU USELESS FUCKING OXYGEN THIEF.
(Normal person stabs lefty scum with a rusty steak knife).
Lefty Scum: That's stereotyping my friend, you should be careful making statements like that.
Normal person: NO DICKHEAD, ITS A FACT. AND I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND YOU USELESS FUCKING OXYGEN THIEF.
(Normal person stabs lefty scum with a rusty steak knife).
by triggaz April 16, 2008
Dull-as-dishwater Aussie actress with massively overrated looks, no emotional range, and a conspicuous lack of charisma. Despite these shortcomings and a string of abysmal films (see Bewitched, Moulin Rouge), the Australian public have long been infatuated with her.
Kidman's track record with regards to marriage is almost as appalling as her filmography. Seemingly incapable of learning from her Tom Cruise experience, she has hooked up with yet another closet homo in the form of ear-torturing country singer Keith Urban.
Kidman's track record with regards to marriage is almost as appalling as her filmography. Seemingly incapable of learning from her Tom Cruise experience, she has hooked up with yet another closet homo in the form of ear-torturing country singer Keith Urban.
WELCOME TO PERFECT MATCH STARRING NICOLE KIDMAN!!
HOST: Nicole, you may now choose between:
Contestant A: A homosexual scientologist nutcase midget.
OR
Contestant B: An alcoholic homosexual country-western singing midget.
HOST: Nicole, you may now choose between:
Contestant A: A homosexual scientologist nutcase midget.
OR
Contestant B: An alcoholic homosexual country-western singing midget.
by triggaz April 15, 2008
Daughter of the late Steve Irwin, aka The Crocodile Hunter.
A precocious and soul-less little media tart, seemingly devoid of any human qualities.
Has been shamelessly cashing-in on her daddy's legacy ever since he was murdered by a stingray.
A precocious and soul-less little media tart, seemingly devoid of any human qualities.
Has been shamelessly cashing-in on her daddy's legacy ever since he was murdered by a stingray.
by triggaz April 02, 2008
Conceited little pop-whore and sister of the equally talentless Kylie Minogue. Plastic in every sense of the word. Never achieved anything of worth and never will. Ultra-pretentious to boot.
Person A: I went out and bought the latest Dannii Minogue single.
Person B: Shoots person A in the head with a large gun (person B is later Knighted).
Person B: Shoots person A in the head with a large gun (person B is later Knighted).
by triggaz April 16, 2008
A business masquerading as a religion, Hillsong Church exploits dim-witted individuals into emptying their pockets through a fear campaign and thoroughly cringeworthy, purpose-built music.
Hillsong is proof that a brain-washing religious propoganda is a damn fine way of making money!
Hillsong has managed to spread its wings much much further than the average unsuspecting citizen realises, evidenced in part by their monopoly over Australian Idol.
Hillsong is scarier than Hitler.
Hillsong is proof that a brain-washing religious propoganda is a damn fine way of making money!
Hillsong has managed to spread its wings much much further than the average unsuspecting citizen realises, evidenced in part by their monopoly over Australian Idol.
Hillsong is scarier than Hitler.
Someone hand that Pastor Brian Houston a butter menthol STAT!
Man hillsong church told me if I didn't hand over my wallet I'd spend eternity eating warm turd sandwiches in the firey depths of hell!! So I gave em my house and car keys as well, just to be on the safe side.
Man hillsong church told me if I didn't hand over my wallet I'd spend eternity eating warm turd sandwiches in the firey depths of hell!! So I gave em my house and car keys as well, just to be on the safe side.
by triggaz November 17, 2007