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Private Bin

I miss the Private Bin, with its sticky floors and blood-stained walls.
by triggaz March 16, 2008
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Mental As Anything

Underrated Aussie rock/new wave band originating in Sydney in the late 70's and peaking in the early 80's. Part of the legendary pub-band scene of the era.

Churned out many classic tracks including "The nips are getting bigger", "If you leave me, can I come to?", "Live it up" and "Too many times" to name just a few.

Known for incorporating wacky, self-deprecating humour and numerous drinking references into their songs. Comparable to American band Ween but with a vastly superior repertoire.

Also known as "The Mentals".
"Sometimes I wonder what all these chemicals are doing to my brain. Doesn't worry me enough to stop me from doing it again".

Mental As Anything - "The nips are getting bigger", 1979.
by triggaz April 7, 2008
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Al Pacino

A once critically-acclaimed Italian-American actor. These days would struggle to make the second round of auditions for a Rob Schneider flick.
Two for the money viewer A: Man I can't stand Al Pacino anymore. All he does is yell.

Two for the money viewer B: Yeah talk about a one-trick pony. I can't beleive it took us 30 years to realise how crap he is.
by triggaz April 9, 2008
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Dannii Minogue

Conceited little pop-whore and sister of the equally talentless Kylie Minogue. Plastic in every sense of the word. Never achieved anything of worth and never will. Ultra-pretentious to boot.
Person A: I went out and bought the latest Dannii Minogue single.

Person B: Shoots person A in the head with a large gun (person B is later Knighted).
by triggaz April 15, 2008
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Bindi Irwin

Daughter of the late Steve Irwin, aka The Crocodile Hunter.

A precocious and soul-less little media tart, seemingly devoid of any human qualities.

Has been shamelessly cashing-in on her daddy's legacy ever since he was murdered by a stingray.
Is it wrong to wish that Bindi Irwin was taken instead of Steve?
by triggaz April 1, 2008
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Nicole Kidman

Dull-as-dishwater Aussie actress with massively overrated looks, no emotional range, and a conspicuous lack of charisma. Despite these shortcomings and a string of abysmal films (see Bewitched, Moulin Rouge), the Australian public have long been infatuated with her.

Kidman's track record with regards to marriage is almost as appalling as her filmography. Seemingly incapable of learning from her Tom Cruise experience, she has hooked up with yet another closet homo in the form of ear-torturing country singer Keith Urban.
WELCOME TO PERFECT MATCH STARRING NICOLE KIDMAN!!

HOST: Nicole, you may now choose between:

Contestant A: A homosexual scientologist nutcase midget.
OR
Contestant B: An alcoholic homosexual country-western singing midget.
by triggaz April 14, 2008
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Robert de Niro

A once critically-acclaimed actor who has severely tainted his reputation by attempting to do comedies. On a positive note, he isn't quite as bad as national embarrassment Robin Williams yet.
Fearless Leader (Robert de Niro): Have you liquidated Moose and Squirrel? Did you use the CDI? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Then who else are you talking to? Are you talking to me? Well, I am the only one here, so you must be talking to me. And you are lying! Now catch Moose and Squirrel. And next time use the CDI on them.

The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle (2000).
by triggaz April 21, 2008
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