keyess

A beautiful girl that will light up anyone's day, she's funny and love to hangout with friends. She can be a big bitch sometimes but she'll come around, keyess is very soft on the inside but on the outside she's tough. She laughs a lot and on her bad days she'll still make a effort to make people laugh. If u have a Keyess in ur life consider yourself lucky she's special

Keyess is so funny

by Lakbdjo June 6, 2018

Keyes

A manly man who is hot and sexy no matter what the condition.

Man your such a Keyes.

by Kegis October 17, 2017

Keyfess

to confess online
to type in your confessions

I feel so guilty, I'm gonna have to keyfess later.

by Judy Unk October 12, 2006

Kenessa

an exotic, intense, and regal black woman of distinction class and taste. She loves neo-soul and all things alternative and musical. She commands the respect of her peers and will settle for nothing less than the most excellent of friends. She loves her savior Jesus Christ. She rocks peace signs and chick lit. She reads books about love, and life. She is one of the best and truest friends anyone could ever wish for. A person does not merely know Kenessa, but is better and blessed for having been given the oppurtunity.

-Oh my gosh is that Kenessa?!
-NO WAY
-OMG Yes it is
-(Kenessa walks by)
-She is just so...AWESOME!

by boredlater18 July 8, 2010

Captain Keyes

The Cap'n from the hit Xbox and PC game who ends up getting his head ripped of by Master Chief a.k.a. John, all that is left of the Spartan Project, When the Captain suddenly becomes an evil parasitic lifeform known as the flood.

Captain Keyes said that he may loose contant when he gets there. I believed him.

by David Lewis December 29, 2003

Alan Keyes

A bigot filled with hate, hypocrisy, and moral perversion. Also, he was a Republican candiate in the 2004 Illinois senate race. His opponent, Barack Obama defeated the low-life by a landslide. He is a religious fascist. His extremism preached intolerance, hate, and idiocy. His daughter, Maya Keyes, came out as a lesbian shortly after he lost the election. Alan Keyes then disowned his daughter and refused to pay for her schooling. However, justice prevailed as a good school gave her free tuition. Alan Keyes stated Christ would not vote for a Democrat and the all homosexuals are selfish hedonists.

Hey! Stop being such a gay bashing bigot, you damn Alan Keyes.

by DOS Emulation April 4, 2005

Keyless

When you get so fucked up that you lose all of your belongings and can’t get back in your house.

Fuck me, Johno got so keyless last night he had to sleep on the front lawn again the silly cunt

by SiquntdrinkinVBs January 25, 2018