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A beautiful girl that will light up anyone's day, she's funny and love to hangout with friends. She can be a big bitch sometimes but she'll come around, keyess is very soft on the inside but on the outside she's tough. She laughs a lot and on her bad days she'll still make a effort to make people laugh. If u have a Keyess in ur life consider yourself lucky she's special
Keyess is so funny
keyess by Lakbdjo June 6, 2018
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A manly man who is hot and sexy no matter what the condition.
Keyes by Kegis October 17, 2017
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keyess Keessi Kayess keyes Keyfess Keyless Keyssa keiessence kelessia Kenessa
to confess online
to type in your confessions
I feel so guilty, I'm gonna have to keyfess later.
Keyfess by Judy Unk October 12, 2006
an exotic, intense, and regal black woman of distinction class and taste. She loves neo-soul and all things alternative and musical. She commands the respect of her peers and will settle for nothing less than the most excellent of friends. She loves her savior Jesus Christ. She rocks peace signs and chick lit. She reads books about love, and life. She is one of the best and truest friends anyone could ever wish for. A person does not merely know Kenessa, but is better and blessed for having been given the oppurtunity.
-Oh my gosh is that Kenessa?!
-NO WAY
-OMG Yes it is
-(Kenessa walks by)
-She is just so...AWESOME!
Kenessa by boredlater18 July 8, 2010

Captain Keyes 

The Cap'n from the hit Xbox and PC game who ends up getting his head ripped of by Master Chief a.k.a. John, all that is left of the Spartan Project, When the Captain suddenly becomes an evil parasitic lifeform known as the flood.
Captain Keyes said that he may loose contant when he gets there. I believed him.
Captain Keyes by David Lewis December 29, 2003

Alan Keyes 

A bigot filled with hate, hypocrisy, and moral perversion. Also, he was a Republican candiate in the 2004 Illinois senate race. His opponent, Barack Obama defeated the low-life by a landslide. He is a religious fascist. His extremism preached intolerance, hate, and idiocy. His daughter, Maya Keyes, came out as a lesbian shortly after he lost the election. Alan Keyes then disowned his daughter and refused to pay for her schooling. However, justice prevailed as a good school gave her free tuition. Alan Keyes stated Christ would not vote for a Democrat and the all homosexuals are selfish hedonists.
Hey! Stop being such a gay bashing bigot, you damn Alan Keyes.
Alan Keyes by DOS Emulation April 4, 2005
When you get so fucked up that you lose all of your belongings and can’t get back in your house.
Fuck me, Johno got so keyless last night he had to sleep on the front lawn again the silly cunt
Keyless by SiquntdrinkinVBs January 25, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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