The so called disease people get when they live in Key West, Florida. Symptoms include being a lazy drunk with who doesn't want to work and only wants to wake up and go to the bar.

He really had has shit together before he moved to Key West and got the Keyes Disease. Now he gets drunk twice a day and is two months behind on his rent.

Keyes Disease by Diamond Davey February 5, 2010

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Captain Keyes

The Cap'n from the hit Xbox and PC game who ends up getting his head ripped of by Master Chief a.k.a. John, all that is left of the Spartan Project, When the Captain suddenly becomes an evil parasitic lifeform known as the flood.

Captain Keyes said that he may loose contant when he gets there. I believed him.

Captain Keyes by David Lewis December 29, 2003

Alan Keyes

A bigot filled with hate, hypocrisy, and moral perversion. Also, he was a Republican candiate in the 2004 Illinois senate race. His opponent, Barack Obama defeated the low-life by a landslide. He is a religious fascist. His extremism preached intolerance, hate, and idiocy. His daughter, Maya Keyes, came out as a lesbian shortly after he lost the election. Alan Keyes then disowned his daughter and refused to pay for her schooling. However, justice prevailed as a good school gave her free tuition. Alan Keyes stated Christ would not vote for a Democrat and the all homosexuals are selfish hedonists.

Hey! Stop being such a gay bashing bigot, you damn Alan Keyes.

Alan Keyes by DOS Emulation April 4, 2005

janajah keyes

She is happy , nice, thick asf, if u break her heart she'll break your soul

Tom: hey.

Yokes:hey. Tom have u seen janajah keyes she is fine asf

janajah keyes by X lover August 16, 2019

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darren keyes

An arsehole who sticks his tongue in his mouth as if he's got a Willy in it he acts completely gay but around girls he deepens his voice to try sound cool even though he just looks like a fucking cunt

Darren Keyes stop suckin wully

darren keyes by Fuckin person July 22, 2017