Keyes

A manly man who is hot and sexy no matter what the condition.
by Kegis October 17, 2017
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keyes

A general disorder or outbreak on the face from swallowing too many pickles.
Dude, you got some keyes or acne; that's really bad and unattractive.
by BrowniePoints4me March 15, 2017
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Captain Keyes

The Cap'n from the hit Xbox and PC game who ends up getting his head ripped of by Master Chief a.k.a. John, all that is left of the Spartan Project, When the Captain suddenly becomes an evil parasitic lifeform known as the flood.
Captain Keyes said that he may loose contant when he gets there. I believed him.
by David Lewis December 29, 2003
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Alan Keyes

A bigot filled with hate, hypocrisy, and moral perversion. Also, he was a Republican candiate in the 2004 Illinois senate race. His opponent, Barack Obama defeated the low-life by a landslide. He is a religious fascist. His extremism preached intolerance, hate, and idiocy. His daughter, Maya Keyes, came out as a lesbian shortly after he lost the election. Alan Keyes then disowned his daughter and refused to pay for her schooling. However, justice prevailed as a good school gave her free tuition. Alan Keyes stated Christ would not vote for a Democrat and the all homosexuals are selfish hedonists.
Hey! Stop being such a gay bashing bigot, you damn Alan Keyes.
by DOS Emulation April 04, 2005
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janajah keyes

She is happy , nice, thick asf, if u break her heart she'll break your soul
Tom: hey.

Yokes:hey. Tom have u seen janajah keyes she is fine asf
by X lover August 16, 2019
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darren keyes

An arsehole who sticks his tongue in his mouth as if he's got a Willy in it he acts completely gay but around girls he deepens his voice to try sound cool even though he just looks like a fucking cunt
Darren Keyes stop suckin wully
by Fuckin person July 22, 2017
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Taryn Keyes

This would be someone that has lots of problems. Normally wants to play Roblox cheese game. She hangs out with her sisters friends which isn't sad at all. They normally have stopped an addiction like monster drinks or TikTok. They love slime and some would say they bathe in it. A Taryn Keyes should be in your day-to-day life.
Person1: Taryn Keyes keeps acting like a Taryn Keyes.
Person2: I know right? Eating slime and all that stuff, whats wrong with them?
Person1: Person2, Will you Marry Me?
Person2: Fuck you, we're just friends!
Person1: PLEASE! PLEASE PERSON2!!!
*Person2 walks away*
by RoccoIsGay June 19, 2022
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