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to confess online
to type in your confessions
I feel so guilty, I'm gonna have to keyfess later.
Keyfess by Judy Unk October 12, 2006
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I am going to keyfess a site like www.sosecret.com
keyfess by Jason1012 October 29, 2006
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When you get so fucked up that you lose all of your belongings and can’t get back in your house.
Fuck me, Johno got so keyless last night he had to sleep on the front lawn again the silly cunt
Keyless by SiquntdrinkinVBs January 25, 2018

Keyless Chuck 

A homeless person named Chuck. Or a nickname you can give to a homeless person if you do not know their name. This word is also a part of a Cordless Drill (Drill Motor).
Hey Rob, do you see that homeless guy holding the “Work for Food” sign? His name is Keyless Chuck.
Keyless Chuck by Hairy Castle October 5, 2016

Keyless-Ignition 

Hotwired car where they key cylinder has been damaged in such a way that it no longer requires a key.
They used the keyless-ignition to start my car as I've still got the keys.
A beautiful girl that will light up anyone's day, she's funny and love to hangout with friends. She can be a big bitch sometimes but she'll come around, keyess is very soft on the inside but on the outside she's tough. She laughs a lot and on her bad days she'll still make a effort to make people laugh. If u have a Keyess in ur life consider yourself lucky she's special
Keyess is so funny
keyess by Lakbdjo June 6, 2018
A useless key, without use or inefficient key to open doors or a padlock
This Key Is A Keyless!
Keyless by IAmWilliamShakespeare2 October 31, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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