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Pussy, nerd, a girl which is known among everybody as a pussy but he thinks he is not. A Keessi also listens to MD when playing PC and uses nick Keessi|MD. He also could swear when he is drunk to increase the affect of macho man.
Damn you are such a Keessi.
Keessi by Gaylord Foker February 4, 2003
Words you can keep
Shit, poop, anything brown...
I gotta go for a Keessi
Keessi by Esa Lehto February 4, 2003
Related Words
Keessi Kessia Keesie kessica kessie Keepsie keepsitleft keeshi Keeshia keeshin
a child like person who cant accept being wrong after claiming something stupid.
yes helsinki is in japan if i said so !!
Keessi by keessi-fan-club February 5, 2003
kessies are girls who don’t care what anyone thinks about them. they are very funny and everyone loves them. kessies are the kind of girls everyone wants to talk to, they can be a little mean sometimes, but who isn’t? kessies have outgoing personalities but sometimes can be a little shy. they are the type of girls that every boy dreams of going out with. if you ever find yourself a kessie, never let her go, you’ll regret it
guy #1 “do you see that girl over there?”
guy #2 “yeah man that’s kessie, she’s hot”
kessie by mysterious000 March 30, 2018
kessiah is a very calm and seggsy girl. any body, girl or boy. god has blessed her soul and would be delighted to see her in the afterlife.
kessiah is a calm baddie 😛
kessiah by taka-sama January 19, 2021
a beautifulgirl who is very silly and fat she is cute in her own way.She loves hard and like to be loved back. She has a lot of insecuritys but will not let u know it. She is crazy and hilarious and always can be caught crying or eating food.
did yall see that girl kessiya , cuz she fine
kessiya by keep it real all day December 23, 2016

Knessify 

the act of officially recognizing a certain action, behaviour or style as possessing the best qualifications or meeting the best standards, mainly referring to clothing
Bro, I have an important exam coming up and my suit must be looking slick. Could you quickly have a look and knessify my tie?
Knessify by Armenian guy 532810 March 1, 2023
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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