A rare specimen of male human that consumes and destroys everything in its path. Kevmos are extremely intelligent,
fast, and versatile creatures, but they also consume copious amounts of
alcohol and illicit
drugs, slowing them down greatly. They have little respect for rules and the
government, and have been incarcerated more than once. Most Kevmos were dropped on their heads as children, but this only improved the density of their skulls. Their anatomy is built like industrial machinery, running off gallons of Bacardi 151.
Kevmos where designed by the almighty creator himself, as a gift to mankind. They where to be the perfect beings to rule the world, and establish
peace and unity amongst the
people. But when the first Kevmo reached earth, he was disgusted by mankind, and took a vow to never become one of them. He became angry at his creator for giving him such unworthy subjects to rule, and lashed out spreading tyranny and evil across the universe.
One look into a Kevmo's eyes, and you can see the raging fire of an animalistic fuck, that will stop at nothing to get
whatever he wants. But, in contrast, they can also be very charismatic. Kevmos can find a solution to any known problem in the universe. If they can't fix it, they'
ll blow it up with c4.
Damn, that Kevmo just walked through a brick wall.
That Kevmo is fucking crazy! You can't believe anything he says. He's just trying to
trick you into giving him your gold!
Lets get
drunk with Kevmo, hopefully we won't get arrested.
