17 definitions by Anthony Sheppard

Sandwista

n. a person employed to make sandwiches - derived from a combination of sandwich and barista

alt. sandwichista

I was explaining my topping choices when the sandwista suddenly sneezed into the bell peppers.

That was the greatest sandwich ever, I'm totally going to keep an eye out for the same sandwichista the next time I buy one.

by Anthony Sheppard May 19, 2011

nanomanagement

Even more stunningly annoying and inappropriately intrusive than micromanagement.

Would you quit with the f***ing nanomanagement and just let me do my job - you seriously don't have enough to do if you have time to crawl up my a** about every little detail ... Sir.

by Anthony Sheppard April 16, 2005

Prube

v. to trim one's genital area (prune + pube)

n. someone who objects to clothing that reveals hair in the genital area (prude + pube)

v. I walked into the bathroom and he was prubing his bush!

n. I would have worn my jeans lower, but my grandmother is a real prube - lol4realz.

by Anthony Sheppard November 7, 2010

teflar

Slippery and tough.

(see also kevlon)

He kept dodging tackles and never got hurt, he's got teflar skin.

by Anthony Sheppard February 7, 2007

kevlon

Tough and slippery.

(see also teflar)

He took punch after punch and they still couldn't hold him - that guy's made of kevlon.

by Anthony Sheppard February 7, 2007

entertainews

news reporting in a style that mimics entertainment (or sometimes sports) reporting - often involving flashy graphics, individual theme music for particular stories/topics, and a general eagerness that makes the cynic within all of us suspect that news directors secretly yearn for disasters on a grand scale* - also, news stories that are heralded by promotional soundbites earlier in a day/evening's programming that could have been quite informative but instead are frustratingly lacking in information and designed not to inform on the topic at hand but merely to tease in regard to the upcoming broadcast and, presumably, increase viewership

*this is now so prevalent that it is routinely spoofed on fake news shows and segments and the joke is quite obvious

story taglines, using election coverage as an example:
real - "Decision 2000"
spoof - "Indecision 2000"

promotional messages such as "this regular household substance could be killing you and your children - is it in your kitchen? - more at 11pm"

by Anthony Sheppard June 3, 2005

inscrutabilicious

adj. describes food, often of Asian origin, that is characterized by unknown and/or unidentifiable ingredients but extremely pleasurable taste - also; inscrutablicious

"i have no idea what's in this but it sure is tasty" ... "it's inscrutabilicious!"

"this sauce is inscrutabiliciously piquant"

by Anthony Sheppard December 30, 2006