kettlemon

A person who craves cock on the daily

I saw a kettlemon walking to the gay bar last night

by Dictiontary March 5, 2018

kettlecornia

feeling a need to have kettlecorn.

i was craving some kettlecorn right infront of the stand, so i fainted and told the man i had kettlecornia.

by mattypatty123456789 May 7, 2009

kettledog

To Poke someone’s eyes both out at once with your index and middle finger one handed

Don’t annoy me if I’ll kettledog you

by Alace nolland April 7, 2019

Kittleson

Whore - pregnant 5 times by 3 different men by age 23. Aborted 2 of them. Unfit parent to the surviving 3.

Kittleson is a whore.

by KittlesonHater November 18, 2004

Kettlecorn

Rimming out someone's ass while yoddeling and giving a hand-job.

Olivia totally kettlecorned me last night and she sounded pretty good.

by Shanstin June 19, 2009

everybody loves kettlecorn

the phrase is commonly used as a code word meaning either "Get me out of here!" or "I can't tell you what I'm really trying to say because someone is with me that can't hear it."

Ex 1:
Friend 1: Everybody loves kettlecorn
Friend 2: Haha random but true, well we better be going, it's getting late.
Friend 3: Ok well I'll see you guys later.
Friend 1 to friend 2: Thanks so much for getting me out of there, I really hate that place.

Ex 2: **phone conversation**

Friend 1: So what is this huge secret you're keeping from your parents?
Friend 2: Everybody loves kettlecorn.
Friend 1: You're parents are near by?
Friend 2: Yes
Friend 1: You can tell me later.

by bones543210 July 22, 2010

kettlecornia

a disease you get when you dont eat kettlecorn for a long period of time; also happens when you want it but you cant have it.

I have kettlecornia because I wanted kettlecorn but my friend, jenny wouldn't give it to me!

by kettlecornholic April 26, 2006