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kettlecornia 

i was craving some kettlecorn right infront of the stand, so i fainted and told the man i had kettlecornia.

kettledog 

To Poke someone’s eyes both out at once with your index and middle finger one handed
Don’t annoy me if I’ll kettledog you
kettledog by Alace nolland April 7, 2019

Kittleson 

Whore - pregnant 5 times by 3 different men by age 23. Aborted 2 of them. Unfit parent to the surviving 3.
Kittleson is a whore.
Kittleson by KittlesonHater November 18, 2004

Kettlecorn 

Rimming out someone's ass while yoddeling and giving a hand-job.
Olivia totally kettlecorned me last night and she sounded pretty good.
Kettlecorn by Shanstin June 19, 2009

everybody loves kettlecorn 

the phrase is commonly used as a code word meaning either "Get me out of here!" or "I can't tell you what I'm really trying to say because someone is with me that can't hear it."
Ex 1:
Friend 1: Everybody loves kettlecorn
Friend 2: Haha random but true, well we better be going, it's getting late.
Friend 3: Ok well I'll see you guys later.
Friend 1 to friend 2: Thanks so much for getting me out of there, I really hate that place.

Ex 2: **phone conversation**

Friend 1: So what is this huge secret you're keeping from your parents?
Friend 2: Everybody loves kettlecorn.
Friend 1: You're parents are near by?
Friend 2: Yes
Friend 1: You can tell me later.

kettlecornia 

a disease you get when you dont eat kettlecorn for a long period of time; also happens when you want it but you cant have it.
I have kettlecornia because I wanted kettlecorn but my friend, jenny wouldn't give it to me!
kettlecornia by kettlecornholic April 26, 2006
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