kettlecornia

feeling a need to have kettlecorn.

i was craving some kettlecorn right infront of the stand, so i fainted and told the man i had kettlecornia.

by mattypatty123456789 May 7, 2009

kettlecornia

a disease you get when you dont eat kettlecorn for a long period of time; also happens when you want it but you cant have it.

I have kettlecornia because I wanted kettlecorn but my friend, jenny wouldn't give it to me!

by kettlecornholic April 26, 2006

Kettlecorn

Rimming out someone's ass while yoddeling and giving a hand-job.

Olivia totally kettlecorned me last night and she sounded pretty good.

by Shanstin June 19, 2009

everybody loves kettlecorn

the phrase is commonly used as a code word meaning either "Get me out of here!" or "I can't tell you what I'm really trying to say because someone is with me that can't hear it."

Ex 1:
Friend 1: Everybody loves kettlecorn
Friend 2: Haha random but true, well we better be going, it's getting late.
Friend 3: Ok well I'll see you guys later.
Friend 1 to friend 2: Thanks so much for getting me out of there, I really hate that place.

Ex 2: **phone conversation**

Friend 1: So what is this huge secret you're keeping from your parents?
Friend 2: Everybody loves kettlecorn.
Friend 1: You're parents are near by?
Friend 2: Yes
Friend 1: You can tell me later.

by bones543210 July 22, 2010

kettlecorns

lauren ketterings amazing non-toxic fandom they are very sweet and kind!

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kettlecorns

by kettllecorn July 5, 2021